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Bitter stoush exposed! Who will be Federal President of the AAASU?

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  • 1
    Monash.edu
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Sorry, I have nothing more to add.

  • 2
    rhwombat
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    A pet mango called Beelzebub…I agree with the suspiciously named Monash.edu

  • 3
    Monash.edu
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    It’s ostensibly just a means of us poor Monash students avoiding paying for our Crikey subscriptions. At least, that’s what I’ve been told…

  • 4
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    Definitely bypass the cavoodle, anything with ‘oodle’ in the name is as lightweight as fairyfloss.

    Can Abby channel her old buddy Jasper?

  • 5
    Holden Back
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    @zut Hard to believe but there are ‘pooghans’ rather than ‘afghoodles’.

  • 6
    paddy
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    Speechless!
    (But I do have a soft spot for mangoes.)

  • 7
    Crispy
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    I’m voting for Reuben, for obvious reasons. And he so too does have the smarts to be a staple remover. Sheesh.

  • 8
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    I’ve thrown my hat in the ring and got my protege @NiceLittleErn on the phones to gauge support but it’s not looking good.

    By the way FD, you misspelt onanisation in the introduction panel.

  • 9
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    What about “Noddy” - Mr Rabbott’s carved pyne poodle?
    You can’t get more anthropomorphised than them?

  • 10
    drovers cat
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    Well, they can try but no assorted mammals, fruit or stationery will come close to casting a shadow the stature of our lost and lamented Faceless Cat Jasper.
    But I’d like to see Julie Bishop’s pirahna Chris give it a go anyway … no wait, he’s a Nibblie

  • 11
    paddy
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Breaking: Having just received an unmarked crate of mangoes from an anonymous well wisher up north….I am hereby changing my vote to a certain well known feline poet laureate.

  • 12
    rhwombat
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    DC: Bwahahasnerk!
    EMC, zut & paddy: without tipping my paw, wombats do have a known predilection for mangoodles…just keep them away from “Noddy”, and nobody gets smeared.

  • 13
    Shaniq'ua Chardonnay
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Apparently a certain slippery mollusc was suggested by some but he refused to be drawn.

  • 14
    ianjohnno1
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    I’m surprised to see that the Drover’s Dog hasn’t nominated. Has he retired?

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    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    Holden, ouch, please tell me you jest.

    ianjohnno, Drover’s Dog, what a great idea, a canine with Hawkish overtones. Any relation to our own drover’s cat?

  • 16
    Andrew L
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

    Philip Ruddock’s twin vampire bats Rigor and Mortis from the undead zomboid faction?

  • 17
    ianjohnno1
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

    Zut, You’ll have to ask Drover’s Cat about that.
    A dog at heel and a pussy on the saddle?

  • 18
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    @nicelittleearner has a nice ring to it EMC and apparently he wanks as high as anybody in Wome.
    But I do like the thought of the Roar Prawn doing the honours;startling the horses an scaring the kiddies. He ticks all the boxes and gets better the hotter things get. Maaaaaaaaate

  • 19
    drovers cat
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    zut, ianjohn01, no relation, no. My genes are clean, no canine bro, no slobberin’ here, cat’s way to go, mofo
    the end

  • 20
    Holden Back
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    @zut, no, f’real:

    http://www.designermixes.org/breed_info/415/pooghan.aspx

    Of course that formation would give us Poobradors, Pooniels etc.

    Makes -oodle seem quite benign.

  • 21
    Richard Farmer
    Posted Thursday, 1 November 2012 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    My American bull dog Miss Polly is offended that she did not even get a mention. She would like you to know she is pure white and thus a perfect symbol of peace while being quite capable of dealing with even the worst of those cats you have nominated.

  • 22
    Posted Friday, 2 November 2012 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    My DSH tabby is most pissed off at not being mentioned. She points out she has the age {of maturity}. Street smarts aplenty, enormous organisational skills-she whipped me into shape- and is articulate. She asks me to remind FD that her name is Shiva and she lives up to it.

    Meow meooow meooow