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A great Australian, a patriot, a friend, a cat

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  • 1
    Marcusson Nicole
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    What a jar of mussels!” Funniest ever.

  • 2
    izatso?
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    Yes…… actually ! ….. and Nein has been morally bankrupt for ever, Goodbye !

  • 3
    Andybob
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    Jasper is certainly looking a bit flat.

  • 4
    ianjohnno1
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    Change that pillow. Bart Simpson looks like the Grim Reaper.
    Get well, Jasper.

  • 5
    zut alors
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    The mood grows dark, cat owners are familiar with this dicey kidney situation.

    Recall the hallowed day during Budget Week 2010 when noble Jasper parked on Firsty’s lap. It was a greater honour than being knighted.

  • 6
    drovers cat
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    He may be all these things, dog#1, but if he goes he will leave a gap in our political spectrum wider than the space where Cory Bernardi’s brain should be.
    Cat-to-cat you are in my thoughts, J.
    Cory’s in my litter tray.

  • 7
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    What’s Jasper doing in Joe Hockey’s bed?! I’d recognise that manchester anywhere.
    So sad to hear of the plucky little guy’s health troubles.
    Here’s hoping he returns to rude health in time for the next series of Kitchen Cabinet. “Just STFU and help with this can opener you curly bint!”

  • 8
    paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    The thought of Jasper peeing in Joe Hockey’s bed is *almost* enough make me smile. Alas, the thought of vale Jasper is just too sad.
    However, a Campbell Newman funded state funeral would be tonic for the soul.

  • 9
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    What does Abby think farting in his pillow going to achieve?

  • 10
    Mike Smith
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    Oh fsck that’s good. FDOTY.

    Jeffrey Bernard is unwell” has nothing on KRudd’s Cat is unwell.

    And channel 9 filing for bankruptcy has me laughing over my cornflakes too. What next? NewsLtd?

  • 11
    Mike Smith
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    @Klewso: google “fluffing” heh heh

  • 12
    drmick
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    Male cat flu; and they all think they are dying. I`ll send you some cement and you can cry into it. HTFU pussy. You cant handle it when the talk turns to big ones and who has the biggest; especially when the blood nut is winning over the doubters. I paid that tub of lard Jabba Oakes heaps, gave him & that Nein mob the inside scoop; and it looks like they pis$ed it against the wall. Where did we go wrong?

  • 13
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    Get Mike Kelly, he’s a vet.
    Not Mike Hunt, he specialises in rabbits.

    w…..hich reminds me how did Overington - after her ode to “That Little Runt Greg” - take “those texts” last week?

  • 14
    Hugh (Charlie) McColl
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    Andybob, I think Jasper’s lost a dimension altogether. He needs a gig on Q&A to beat the two-dementia.

  • 15
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    Yet again, FD wins the Platinum Mussel-jar award for Toxic Invective!
    Mincing troglodyte - just beautiful!

  • 16
    drmick
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    That facebook page will fail miserably. You need friends on be on facebook.

  • 17
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    Mike Smith - that opens a whole new pillow-case?

    This pillow’s too humpy.”?

  • 18
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    Reminded me of Fur and Loathing (in CSI).

    Someone gets dressed-up in cat suit, somene else dresses up as a dog - pretty soon they’re knee-deep in fur balls. And Cory Bernardi is unwell!

  • 19
    Andrew L
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

    Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 20
    Jon
    Posted Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    My daughter and I have just recovered from a fit of hysterics. An absolute classic, thank you for the laughs.

  • 21
    Holden Back
    Posted Wednesday, 17 October 2012 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    Can you file for moral bankruptcy?

  • 22
    cyberfysh
    Posted Friday, 26 October 2012 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    Sadly, I’ve just heard that this tale did not end well - vale Jasper. :-(

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