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Abbott cut-out … what’s in a name? … library cuts …

From the Crikey grapevine, the latest tips and rumours …

Howcroft to Ten — seriously. Advertising guru and Gruen talking head Russel Howcroft was announced as the Ten Network’s new Melbourne GM today. We knew that back in May and told you so — but Howcroft insisted at the time it was rubbish. Quite the bum steer, Russel.

A cut-out Tony Abbott. A mole at the University of Sydney says that all the old issues of the Uni’s Honi Soit publication from the time of Tony Abbott’s year at the helm of the Student Representatives Council in 1979 have been censored (or souvenired). Apparently someone has gone through and cut out all the items by him, or about him. For an online example of one of his stories — in which he reflects on having a condom pinned to his door —  take a look here.

Can any Crikey readers verify that the library’s 1979 issues have indeed been censored? And does anyone know whether it was a friend or foe who wielded the scissors? Let us know, and feel free to stay anonymous.

Closing hours for libraries. We’ve been running tips on the scaling back of government libraries in Queensland as Campbell Newman wields the budget knife. Apparently something similar is on the cards in Victoria:

A couple of years back the government departmental libraries were amalgamated as part of a shared service provider. With the government’s cuts to public service numbers, my understanding is that the library component of this unit is facing the loss of about half the 40-odd staff, and the closure of multiple branches based within the departments that the libraries are serving.”

What’s in a name? Lots of fun. Yesterday, we launched a contest for the best-named (apt or amusing) lobby group or spokesperson and Crikey readers were so enthusiastic, we were even given a fancy-sounding name for the phenomenon: Nominative Determinism. Here are some of the early front runners, with the winner to have their entry immortalised in cartoon by First Dog on the Moon. Can you top these entries? Drop us a line.

S.G. Grocock, artificial limb maker. Sydney-based Grocock was active in the 1950s-’70s. Our tipster used to drive past his office, noting “my headlights would pick up the brass plaque of an Artificial Limb specialist named “Grocock”. Can’t get better than that.” We agree wholeheartedly.

Cardinal Sin, the late leader of the Philippines’ Roman Catholic community. Cardinal Jaime Sin died in 2005, leaving the world of names all the poorer.

Terry Towell, managing director of Allianz Australia. “It amuses me every year when I am entreated to remain with them as my insurer of choice,” said our tipster. Does Towell focus on the insurance risks of not wearing floppy hats to the cricket? (While this appears to be a real Terry Towell, there is a Crikey contributor called Terry Towelling.)

Samuel Mullet, an Amish bishop whose followers cut off the hair of fellow Amish men to settle grudges, sparking a US legal case.

Wolf Siemen, apparently a prominent figure in animal husbandry. We’re not sure if this entrant is pulling our leg, and a Google search revealed no trace of Mr Siemen (although it produced some interesting results). Our entrant claims that on Mr Siemen handing out his business card, “smothering laughter suddenly became a zen-like exercise in self-control any casual observer may have mistaken for a stroke”.

Rob Fish, the chairman of the NT Seafood Council.

Daniel Mony apparently works in the Finance Department at WA’s Department of Environment and Conservation. He should go far. Can anyone verify Mr Mony’s existence?

Barry Chipman, spokesman for Tasmania’s branch of the pro-logging Timber Communities Australia.

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  1. Many thanks for the link to Abbott’s Honi Soit piece. Strewth, ‘homosexual posters’, I was unaware of such things.

    I assume, from the date on TA’s original article, that 1979 was the year they came out.

    by zut alors on Sep 19, 2012 at 1:59 pm

  2. Ugh! My eyes are bleeding after seeing that photo (see cut-out tony abbott) and reading the article didn’t make me feel any better.

    by Mike Smith on Sep 19, 2012 at 2:35 pm

  3. The South Korean Foreign Minister in the 80s was Lee Bum Suk, at least until he got blown up in a terrorist incident, possibly in Rangoon.
    The Saudi oil minister throughout the 80s was Faqmi, pronounced F**k me which was his attitude to western complaints of OPEC prices gouging.

    by AR on Sep 19, 2012 at 10:05 pm

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