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26 Comments
Breathe, dammit. Difficult when it’s being shoved down your throat or shoved in your face, but necessary. Did anyone rub your nose in it?
A masterpiece FD. Bugmacipation! Cry “Freedom”, and let slip the homeobolts of raw….er….
Kyle Sandilands - who even is he?
Magnificent FD.
Hell…it was even worth waiting the extra 24 hrs, to make sure you’d crossed the t’s dotted the i’s and occupied the subway! Bravo!!
I want to marry a Libertarian Apricot. Is that so wrong?
I’ve always had a thing for bong-smoking underpants, myself.
Does this mean the British Paints colour chart will be the standard for everything? It reeks of colonialism. Will my Dulux White Wisteria be illegal?
Bolt knows that the animals would vote Green and he is worried about Bob’s plan to give all animals marriage and voting rights .He is one smart cookie .
Is Islamo-Baconocracy the official religion of Politicallycorrectistan? Come along Mrs Twistie, we’re emigrating.
Now this slipperyest of slippery slopes
Has caught us on the hop
The really tricky bit I feel
Is picking the bottom from the top.
I’m worried about the Boltian goose
The turgid fatty clown
Whether we’ll meet him as we’re coming up
Or the bastard’s going down.
Last week Professor Wendy really had us in a jam
Now Islamobaconocracy
Mixes eggs and beans and ham
It will not be the first time
That folks mix romance with fruit
And the Valentine’s Day bananas
Join the carrots for a root.
But progress will be progress
And polygamy ? That rocks !
Instead of going off in pears
You can knock off the whole damn box.
Gosh Mike, talk about raising the bar……;)
It got me wondering this marrying fruit thing. My girlfriend would prefer me to a banana because………………………..Beuller ?…………………….. Beuller ?
Standing ovation Mike J.
That’s a poem worthy of the toon.
Mike, I reckon it’s all the pink gin that makes you so clever. The last two stanzas get Special Mention.
Bravo MB!
Whoops. Bravo MJ!
Thanks, chaps.
Zutie, I luff you, Zutie. No, No. I mean I reely luff you.
A nipple gym at arfernoon arfernoon, arfernoon tea never goes ashtray.
There there Firsty, your cartoon was good too. *scratches FirstDog behind ears*
What about copraphilia - is that like marrying a policeman?
(Then again I always thought polygamy was “something pygmies did to parrots”?)
Then again, at that last party, a bowl of fermented fruit and “The Parrot” was anyone’s.
Oh, joy, “Bananarama” isn’t just a fetish anymore?
Yippeee. Rootin tootin fruitin.
Lovin’ it
@Andy Bob - it’ll have to be a Nana (Mouskouri),
or ananas la pineapple to us Anglophones.
Assuming you want to rhyme.
I *knew* there would be nasty unforseen consequences from this Green-inspired compulsory gay marriage something something…
Another mess of morning coffee all over the keyboard. Bravo, FD!
It’s about time some common sense found its way into this debate. Thank you FDoTM!
I don’t want to be happily unmarried. They won’t make me!!11!
Has Mr Dog been eating his wheaties recently or what? Champagne cartooning!