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Uh-oh, Mr Onthemoon - do I spy with my little eye the famous Qantas logo? Have no lessons been learned since the Franklin What episode only last month…
Firsty, you rock!
Who is Oprah and why does she journey to this planet?
I feel moved to leave a message for Her Fullness which I wrote originally in a Crikey comment about the end of the world. “Welcome large alien lady. God is an anachronism, but Queensland is worse.’”
What, no zombies?
Do my poor tired old eyes spy a very-cross-face on the dollie in the last frame?
You are a very *VERY* naughty dog!!!
I laughed and laughed, till wikileaks ran down my trousers and totally destroyed another keyboard.
Oprah should NEVER be forgiven for her proselytising of Margo Morgan’s “Mutant Message Down Under” which was a gross and insulting fraud, and which caused great offence to Aboriginal people in Australia.
Yes, I meant to say this in my first comment. You are indeed a very naughty puppy! But like PADDY, I was laughing too hard to be focused.
7.25 pm and only 9 comments. All the dogonauts must be at christmas parties.
Firsty, I’m particularly chuffed that you’ve afforded this august occasion the reverence it so richly deserves. Namely, f*ck all.
I can, with hand on heart, say I have not seen previously this wide brown apparition - but it’s clear to me that we Australoids have a lot to learn about skin care products and freely gifting cars and sh*t.
Peter F, I was surprised by the few comments too - but then, I can’t remember what I was doing from one moment to the next - so yesterday was a blur - as usual. But then, in the Doggonaut lounge, we’re into quality not quantity. If you’re in doubt, check with Elan.
I was surprised by how few comments. I accept this is a controversial take over deal. After all, too many of us say too much about you know what and the condition of that and the deal selling you know what to you know who might fall through.
ANDREW: Was that your orange space ship blocking The Transit of Venus on Meophron last year? You damned near caused me to exit my orbit. Bloody male drivers!
You asked about Oprah visiting planet earth. I know nothing about the woman, but one small thing registered with me. About seventy Planet Earth years ago there was a small group of male comics from the land mass that lies between the oceans Atlantico y Pacifico-America del Norte. These men were called the Marx Brothers, one of whom was named Harpo. This, spelled backwards, reads Oprah. Perhaps she is the grand-daughter of this humanoid?
There was a brilliant skiffy story, possibly Lucy Sussex, about Uluru being an eons old starship awaiting reactivation, when feminism triumphed, to return women to their home planet.
VENISE: Having read and greatly enjoyed the Hitchhikers’s Guide to the Galaxy, I have an uncomfortable feeling she of the large “O” may be a Vogon…
ANDREW: Damn. That’s one book I didn’t get around to reading.
