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Where’s my bottled boosie water?
Well, coming from the T-shirt sellout commercialisation capital of the universe, heaping spawn on the bro’s with the mo’s is just a bit caviar, Dog.
Morayver, it’s eelsy for you to say - right up until you get a surprise backdoor visit from First Vet on the Moon, checking the state of your very own poochy prost.
At first I thought Abbott’s penis had escaped. The cop a feel for breast cancer awareness gala is perfect. Someone should run with it.
The “Cop a Feel” for breast cancer awareness gala… Are you sure the event’s patron never worked as a senior exec at a major department store chain?
Jiminy Cricket, just when I think I know everything more facts come to light ie: “…in Malaysia you can catch chicken pox from unmarried women or something.”
Can anyone please clarify does this only happen in Malaysia or are we potentially at risk here in Oz?
MIKE J: I’m reminded of an old limerick.
One day the Captain’s daughter
Fell right into the water.
Delighted squeals
Revealed that eels
Had found her sexual quarter.
Mora yver-and it’s eelsy for me to say it-but aren’t these s eals a tinsy bit corpulent?
— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —
The divine Miranda was rabbiting on about an unmarried PM’s partner accompanying her to an Eastern country to our near north and the PM of that country suddenly coming down with chickenpox.
As a fellow Dogonaut-and a man whom I deeply admire-I seek your opinion as to where lies the dividing line between diplomatic niceties and the brashness of a relatively young country?
I will bow to your opinion.
FD: I like frame five a lot.
Nice work Dog…….The whole MoVember thing is starting to give me the shts too.
was nearly cool two or three years ago……
I’m doing my bit. I’m flat out.
I’m remaining prostrate until December.
you are one strange puppy FD - twisted in a good way
EMC: I am prostate at your flatness.
On much the same topic: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2010/11/01/
Venise: I’m not lying when I say I’m flattered.
EMC:
Ben: Ta for that link. Good follow-ups after it too.
doesn’t answer the question posed at ** but my goodness! the things that interest people.
http://www.morayeel.info/moray-eel-anatomy.php
I had you fingered as a layabout EMC
Eels just ain’t eels anymore.
Up y’s all. I don’t discriminate.
A Mo Sista, Shoe.
When a fish bites your heel and the pain makes you reel
…that’s a Moray!
sung to “That’s amore”
I have been reading about MORAY EELS! Small EYES and big NOSES!
THAT’S amore! We commented at the identical moment. MESKI, it’s ME. After all these years, I’ my’ sole mate!! Hahahaha Get it? Not a moray!!???
Meski, thanks, that’s an inspired contribution.
MESKI: Brilliant.
No doubt about it, can’t live without it.
Meski carries off the Comment of the Week, entitling the Mesk to unbridled smugness ALL Weekend.
…. and being ‘Shoes’ sole mate ! I’m floundering. Aren’t you flathead ?
….OK, two gold starts to you too ‘Shoe.
I’m curious what bridled smugness would be like.
I’m thinking “smugne”
MESKI: Peter Costello having a root filling!
@Venise: I started by looking at only the first five words of your sentence… A mind searing idea.
MESKI:
Hahahahahahahahaha