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Monday, 30 August 2010

Putting you through now Mr Baelzebub…

by Firstdog

ItsTheDevil

13 Comments

  1. zut alors
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    “… it didn’t sound like Eric Abetz”

    I’m in stitches, Mr Onthemoon. Good to see Jasper back at the forefront of Oz politics.

  2. Holden Back
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    Ah Jasper, not swearing like a trooper, working for The Devil, but still on the side of the angels.

  3. paddy
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    Finally FD!
    We’ve found a *real* reason for Peter Garrett to resign.
    That Jasper’s a bloody genius. :D :D

  4. SBH
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    I thought you were bullshitting for the sake of humour about * converstaion dog, reasoning that even the libs aren’t that barking mad or stupid. I overestimated them again

  5. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    Forget that, we know he’s nuts anyway.
    MRS OAKESHOTT HAS A BABY BUMP!!!
    That’s real political news coverage.

  6. Andrew Le Clercq
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

    Touché FD touché

  7. Jenny Morris
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    So glad to see Jasper is now gainfully employed, using his skills for good and not evil, of course.

  8. klewso
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    Seems like no-one’s missed this “Heffalump”, in the room.

  9. Chris Johnson
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    Give Lucifer’s Liberals a whiff of leadership and they back with a vengeance! In Katter-speak the Coalition’s new ‘paradigm’ is evident - turn back the boats and scare tiny tot Aussies witless. After all charity begins at home.

  10. Sandshoe
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    Watched Kiwi film Eagle vs Shark on SBS Saturday night.

    Spine tingling.

    Harrassing phone calls inclusive of threat are its feature.

    Shifts of power and its emotional dominants and insecurity are its seat-gripping cloy.

    A work of art.

    Frames 2,3 and 4. Here. A mother.

    My point of view. And the children.

    Tangled up in blue.

  11. Rox
    Posted Monday, 30 August 2010 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    Excellent work FD. Keep it up on Abetz (so to speak).

  12. Mike Jones
    Posted Tuesday, 31 August 2010 at 7:43 am | Permalink

    It’s something I have never got
    To comprehend this awful man
    If it’s Abetz or Heffernan
    It Katters less
    And Windor’s up
    To listen to the Oakshott pup
    I struggle just to not feel bad
    That government has come to this
    Needs must - kick back and hit the p*ss.

  13. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Tuesday, 31 August 2010 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    JASPER: Welcome home. We’ve all been thinking about you.

    Operation Born to Rule says it all. A huge pearl beyond price.

    I am feeling so depressed by Melbourne’s terrible winter that I’ve been listlessly looking at books I’ve already read. This morning I came across a couple of limericks, and in the spirit of cheering people up, I thought to pass them on.

    There once was a young girl named Jeanie
    Whose Dad was a terrible meanie:
    He fashioned a latch
    And a hatch for her snatch-
    She could only be had by Houdini.

    …………..

    There was an old Scot named McTavish
    Who attempted an anthropoid ravish.
    The object of rape
    Was the wrong sex of ape,
    And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.

    Love to all limerick lovers.