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FD, you’ve done it again !
Your insightful and break-through or bust mind cleverly takes inclusion to a new level. Plants ! Food !
I’m inclined to think option 4 is the goer, despite its lack of people who actually dress in clown suits but act the part none-the-less.
Is this a government that will still allow Ponting to bat at number 3 ? I have my doubts.
Has Kevin Rudd’s Cat not organised a splinter party yet? It’s time Jasper moved his attention from sardine lattes and gave us a workable electoral option.
Mr Onthemoon and any cartoonist worth a box of 4B pencils are thrilled to have Bob Katter in the mix.
The Ten Gallon Cat is ready to represent!
I will restore order through yelling confusing nonsense.
Ah, Vienna!
Not surprised you didn’t, or wouldn’t, put a picture of Julian McGauran up- you have some standards.
EMC,
You’re too late, pusskins. Katter has beaten you to the punch.
I’d love to see Jasper in a meeting with Katter the Mad Hatter…
Has anyone ever seen Midge Ure and Mark Habib in the same room? Shave off the moustache and head hair and the similarities are frightening. Living through the eighties as a new romantic superstar would also explain Senator Habib’s disconnection from reality
EMC - priceless catpic.
Bob of course has a white hat…. translation - he’s gotta be a good guy, right ?
I notice yours is somewhat off-white - suggesting…… ?
AlastairH - of course ! It all falls into place now. Before your acute observation, it meant nothing to me…. same for you Holden ?
I thought he looked more like Julie Owens.
MJ: The Ten Gallon Cat is talking real paradigm change.
an hilarious platter but I love to bits Oakeshott he has indeed a paper crown cross party hat is it any marvel Bill’s mum in law attended voluntary counselling she was lucky to get in when the clap clap and trip trap of this democracy in crisis offers few safe houses and where to go for a fix if you get caught short RAOTFLMAO. HOWLING. Fabulous! FD! You’re a magic worker!
EMC: If ‘you’ want to get ahead you’ve got to get a BIG (C)hat?
AND … loving it.
But don’t forget Sandshoe: The bigger the hat, the smaller the property.
To think the fate of this country might rest with:- The appalling Bob, something, rhymes with Hatter. Who could only have pinched the idea from some dreary American soap. Dynasty?
The least admirable quality of Australians is their inability to have original thoughts. The man is a complete clown.
Perhaps we could ask FD if it’s OK to load up Jasper with a little tank of cat’s piss, with instructions to leap onto the Hatter’s lap and leave his own calling card plus the contents of the tank.
What a hick, hillbilly buffoon. All his threads are new. How parvenu!
Jasper, here kitty kitty
That would take yonks for the Mad Hatter to clean up his new threads and the smell from same+endless baths. That would keep him quiet for a bit.
in all my born days I never imagined I would ever be in such august company to be giving the threads of the Bob Cat such a raucous drubbing … rabble rabble … crowd… unmanageable … sugared out on higher and high levels of Milo … tears rolling down the face … long time ago … on the floor stream of consciousness hysterical Katty Kit would not understand … HAPPY.
Prime Possum is cheesed off that he hasn’t been included in the Marsupial Reptile Unity Government yet that ursine refugee from Channel 9 has! How typical that the real Aussies are being pushed aside by these ‘furreners’. He plans to leak party secrets to the media.
Venise, our George could give them a spray.
Buzz - ursine refugee from channel 9 - I’m a’feared somethin’s bruin ! Nice one .
This is crazy! Midge Ure orchestrated the musical assassination of the democratically elected leader of Ultravox, John Foxx, and has thus forfeited any right to legitimacy in government. But he did play guitar with Thin Lizzy for a while, which almost makes up for We Are The World. And he has a neat moustache. I think I just changed y mind…