For a much biggerised version of this cartoon…
The Daily Arse is clearly a sister title to a Fairfax title, The Border Mail. Same content, same pitch.
Rupert is looking more and more like Davros.
Very nice, Lovely One. Just add some snakes and ladders (the trick is where, and affecting whom) and I’ll cut it out for the kids.
This is the best First dog I’ve seen for a long while. You’ve been bottling it up, haven’t you?
Magic, FD…. running hammer…. the daily arse … the buck you prepared earlier …. the red fox hunt …… power … he SHOOTS ! HE SCORES !!!
I imagine that’s precisely how Rupert Murdoch begins every day. More of First Dog’s uncanny insight.
Cartoon of the campaign so far FD.
What a cracker!!!
I’m dying to see how you illustrate ‘huge fiscal injection’ from today’s editorial.
Quite literally SUPERB!
There’s no HOLDEN BACK about it.
The panel Invasion would make a great ‘toon.
FD biting satire word of the day: “Der!”… and I always welcome the use of zombies, even when they aren’t Julie Bishop.
You took a long time to say what could be said in ten words. “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don’t rule out malice.”
 Yes, that’s more than ten, but I went and googled it. Turns out I left some out. It’s Hanlon (or Heinlein)’s Razor, as opposed to Occam’s Razor.
Actually I think the first frame is the correct one - NewsLtd is run by right wing businessmen who don’t want a government with any type of left leanings. I wouldn’t go making excuses for them. Sending them a buck might help, however….
Brilliant, Dog, absolutely brilliant!!!!!
But, ummm, is the headline for this one meant to tell us something? Tell us you’re NOT leaving us… are you?
Huh what, News Ltd doesn’t provide balanced professional journalism?
@JENNY MORRIS. I feared it was obtuse of me to feel abstract terror at the sight of the headline.
But I found evidence on a shelf in Wiktionary that this might be a carton. Not a cartoon. Just funny. :cripes: :don’t tick off yet:
From French carton.
carton (plural cartons)
1.An inexpensive, disposable box-like creation fashioned from either paper, paper with wax-covering (wax paper), or other lightweight material. It is designed to hold things for a short period of time and be discarded or recycled after use.
JENNY: I wondered about that as well. But the thought was too awful to contemplate, so I shoved it out of my mind.
DAVIDK: Yes, it’s a bit “off” for Crikey to be criticising News Ltd’s house organs’ content and style. For sheer professionalism, clarity of thought, and unbiased, well balanced prose. Writers such as Piers Ackerman, Janet Albrechtsen and Andrew Bolt are three such journalists.
I am a great admirer of Andrew Bolt. His beautifully researched articles, his elasticity of mind, and his tolerance of people whose thoughts may be at variance with his own mind-set is most admirable. His expertise over a wide subject matter is much appreciated.
From Politics, women’s issues, the environment, the economy, the arts, Movies, ‘boat-people,.’ immigration issues, solar power, public schooling, desalination plants, nuclear issues. Is there no end to his talent?
No wonder he has such a vast readership.
I’m so glad we agree.
Alright you impostor, what have you done with Venise?
I’ve looked and looked and still don’t like that title. It hangs there ominously….
INNOCENT UNTIL: I just wanted to see if I could do it without throwing up. It was a close run thing!
Its been great working with you all…
Like @Robon & @Jenny Morris I am somewhat uneasy about that headline FD. If you go how will we survive in this post post modern era?
I need some reassurance FD.
This is scary. Where is FD?
His blog headline today is “A cartoon because really, I’ve had enough” What does it all mean?
Maybe he had a nervous breakdown from the pressure of the daily news cycle. What with FDOTM, First Blog on the Moon, his sports commentary on the Bulldogs, maintaining his merchandising. Staying cool & relevant while immersed in the election campaign which would really play around with your sanity. Hard work for a dog.
Maybe the ABC interpretive dance bandicoot has some news. Perhaps he was abducted by a pissed off Jasper.
Today’s ABC Interpretive Dance Bandicoot is headed “Last word: the ABC Interpretive Dance Bandicoot” I can’t get onto Twitter. Has FD been Twittering today?
Last night I had a look around Crikey clubhouse and in the witching hours when the coast was clear for evidence of trailbike rides, anything at all unusual other than gathering headlines … but I saw he was dining on the smell of the oily rag so to speak. He had been dandling a Minchin’s Menu someone-in his own words-managed to get hold of-over the blog.
And Mr FD had scribbled words and doodled some marks that were indistinguishable from ducksteps in a barn of muck on a rainy day down South East. I didn’t think anything unusual of it. He looked in order, as clever as ever. I used a powerful telescope to read most of the fine squiggles. He’s right.
I used a big hymn book to swat at mosquitoes. I’ll not be the first with the dengue these parts.
Erratum (tiddly umtum tum tum).
Good to hear old FD has been sighted, looking in order & clever as ever. What a relief.
Innocent Until: Its ok - Venise is having a ‘moment’.
Venise: You need to take a nice tonic at elevenses - preferably with gin.
Like IU, I was also startled this morning to read your post supporting …the dark side. Obviously this election campaign has simply unnerved you - combine that with the remote idea that FD could decamp, and I can see how unsettling life might be.
You are made of sterner stuff young lady.
FD: We are all feeling a leetle fragile. Please don’t mess with our Dognaut’s heads too much before the 21st. However Rupe is fair game - sic em.
Not gin. To me gin is like a mixture of Chinese Mao Tai wine, diesel fuel and the stuff they put in inhalants. Before they changed the receipe.
But the thought of a strong Bloody Mary doesn’t go astray.
You are soooo right. I am very, bloody unnerved by this election campaign.
Nothing makes sense any more.
I’ve tried putting a coat-hanger down my T-shirt (to stiffen me up) but it stopped me from slouching over the key board.
Have a good one.
I might try this t*itter thingywing that Julia Gillard’s famous at, Venise. Not now, of course. Yawwwnn.
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