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I always knew Laurie was a man of a thousand faces.
This is a good as it gets. FDOTM if you were to lay down your pencil right now and move to a career as a pig dog in western queensland, or even a part time position as a guard in a museum (“DON’T touch that stuffed toucan”) or even if you lost yourself in lawn bowls and shandies on the verandah, you could congratulate yourself on a complete and perfect career. Having said that, please don’t stop. In this beige contest between the bore and the boar you are the only burst of colour, the only snap of excitement.
What a ripper, First Dog. Can that really be Laurie Oakes in frame 1 - the silhouette gives no hint of The Sphere of Influence.
I’m a bit rushed for time right now, about to nip down to the local cafe for a sardine latte (decaf).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yay, Japer is back. Love the Malcolm/Laurie. Mr Onthemoon can you please ask your boss to remove that election baby off the Tracker heading? It’s scaring me.
I share the Power Fox’s seeming affliction of large earlobes. At the Forbidden City in Beijing I couldn’t get the circular earphones thingies of the tape-recorder tour onto my large ears. When they finally stopped laughing the guide ladies explained that big ears indicate power and success. I’m proud to stand up and be counted alongside Our Julia as a large-lobed lady. LLL’s unite!
Arsehatt - with two Ts did it for me. Without price, FD. Also - the cards finally arrived - thanks, but Mr Urdlap K Krott is sure going to be disappointed. Maybe he got mine…..
PS - I have a question from (unnamed) of the Collectors: Is an unopened pack of finest quality FDotM playing cards appreciating faster than a well and truly euchred one ?
BUZZ: The big tongue sticking out in defiance shows you have smilies licked. You’re the latest word for Pressy of the LLL Union. Sign me on. Laughed so much my clip-on earring jiggled and fell off. I am still looking for it.
Jasper, Jasper, Jasper; what a talented feline you are! And what a whizz in politics.
From the Prime Minister’s Lodge to a putative face-tightener. May we mere mortals have a look at your FRCS certificate Jasper? Even better, photo-copy and sign a print-run for the CATanoughts of this canine coven.
And now it all makes sense! Dr Arsehatt also botched Tony’s Otoplasty which is why Julia and Tony talk about meeting in corridors late at night! He chewed her ear off to the delicate lobes they are now (refer Womans Weekly) and she obviously said very little.
SANDSHOE: I made up the earring. I can’t get out of my head a lad on Q. and A. telling everybody ‘there are people on social networking sites who aren’t even who they say they are’.
I am an earringless hobo.
Y’best believe.
Serious. Appears Julia is media victim in this with Jasper not far away like Flat Stanley who can slip under a door but dipped in starch as well, eh.
Well, I adored VENISE saying yesterday about old Bob Brown having whopping great ears.
I’m trying to find a wall poster of Bob Brown as so excellent (wowww!) hippy (see yesterday).
Speechless!!
I’m in total awe of your photoshop skills FD.
btw
I think frame two might be a vintage T-shirt.
(Although it would probably need to come impregnated with eau de sardine for the full effect.)
Multiple Chemical Sensitivities document for South Australian Hospitals was just released recently PADDY and is circulating be gettin’ on wit y’ malarky kiddin’ about.
http://sacfs.asn.au/news/2010/07/07_24_mcs_guidelines_for_sa_hospitals.htm
I remember now to never insert a link when a period is sufficient.
moderated again. 
The image of cross-dressing Laurie Oakes is perfect in every way. The expression is pure genius, then it gets better. Adore the purple lipstick with orange earrings and blue eyeshadow.
A late comment re FD’s cross-dressers. By the time they get to come out as cross-dressers, somehow or other they are revealed as being more human as women than they are as men.
I exclude Christopher Pyne from my statement. The only way he would look good in any form, would be under the wheels of a bull-dozer.
In case anyone gets pedantic, yes I know how bull-dozers look.
Thanks FD. I was wondering if Kevin Rudd’s pets would make a come back. Brilliant.
That was not Jasper is was Burnside
WAGWAK: Hello there. Long time no see.
Are they related perhaps? And how is ‘himself’ in this foul weather? Very comfortable thank you, would be the reply.
Walnut has woken up-temporarily-to pay her respects.