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Friday, 23 July 2010

Great Masterchef Debate Drunk Nudie Shark Bingo

by Firstdog

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Go here to join in Crikey’s 2010 election debate liveblog, now with added MasterChef.

11 Comments

  1. paddy
    Posted Friday, 23 July 2010 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    I hate to nag, when you’ve produced such a masterpiece FD……But today’s effort really *does* need a “supersize me” button.
    Meanwhile, magnifying glass in hand, I’ll study the entrails and start practising my bingo skills for “Super Sunday”. :cool: :-)

  2. zut alors
    Posted Friday, 23 July 2010 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    First Dog, in frame 3 do we detect you wearing Jasper’s shades? Yes, you are.

    I was agog with excitement at the headline ‘Prizes! Prizes! Prizes’… but it always pays to read the fine print.

  3. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Friday, 23 July 2010 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    I get the feeling ‘not fit to govern’ is going to be a sure path to paralyticity.
    I think Adam should be prime minister.
    I’m frightened that Callum will have a petit mal seizure if he loses, or wins.
    First Dog looks real cool in his sunglasses. A bit like Carlos the Jackal.

  4. SBH
    Posted Friday, 23 July 2010 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    I’ve told the kids to knock of the defenestrations (it upsets their hungarian godfather) and someone will get hurt.

  5. Stevo the Working Twistie
    Posted Friday, 23 July 2010 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    I’ve only managed to get half way through the 4pm news bulletin and I’m pished already. Great game FD! Anyone seen my trousers?

  6. Buzz
    Posted Friday, 23 July 2010 at 7:23 pm | Permalink

    I don’t give a frock! :P

  7. Peter Forrester
    Posted Saturday, 24 July 2010 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for the new drinking game FD. And also the health warning at the bottom; thank goodness I read that before getting started. I love you and have always thought you would make the best next Australian PM. Now that I have seen you in those sun glasses and heard your mega star quality,stand off-ish banter with your adoring fans I am even more convinced—FDOTM for PM!

  8. Sandshoe
    Posted Saturday, 24 July 2010 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    PETER FORRESTER: Good evening. It is very hard keeping up with who everybody is-or trying to.

    Stand-offish is not exactly policy though. FD’s really is more of a stance and sometimes he runs at banners like a tilt train off the rails. I suspect he’s not much of a laugh. It’s more like a sob I wonder.

    That might be projection. Have a nice evening. :cool:

  9. paddy
    Posted Sunday, 25 July 2010 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    Well you know the “great debate” was an absolute stinker,
    when not even Nudie Shark Bingo could save it. :-(

  10. zut alors
    Posted Sunday, 25 July 2010 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    Paddy,

    It was one of the most boring hours of my adult life. Not only is Gillard ‘moving forward’ but she’s now ‘working through’ things. Why don’t they both bug off and leave hardworking Australians alone.

  11. Orchardo
    Posted Monday, 26 July 2010 at 10:54 am | Permalink

    POINT OF ORDER!