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Monday, 31 May 2010

Germany wins Eurovision

Yes, it’s a wonder that a sweet little pop ditty by Lena from Germany won Eurovision, with not a sequin or topless dancer in sight. How did she manage to beat Greece’s white pants, Armenia’s mythical Apricot Stone and the butterfly wings of Belarus? Must be the cute accent.

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7 Comments

  1. LacqueredStudio
    Posted Monday, 31 May 2010 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    It’s because she’s smoking hot. Because let’s face it: ignoring her nationality and accent, Kyle Sandilands would reduce her to tears if she tried that number on Australia’s Got Talent.

    European pop is a world unto itself.

  2. Lady White Peace
    Posted Monday, 31 May 2010 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

    OMG she can’t even sing !!

  3. Kym Leather
    Posted Monday, 31 May 2010 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    “It’s because she’s smoking hot.”?! So only straight men and lesbians or bi-sexual women vote …. and they vote based on who they’d most want to have sex with. Ri-ight.

  4. Kym Leather
    Posted Monday, 31 May 2010 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    I left out bi-sexual men. Foolish me.

  5. Frank Campbell
    Posted Monday, 31 May 2010 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

    Bailout gratitude. Keep lending us brazillions of Euros and we won’t mention the….

  6. 44fx290
    Posted Tuesday, 1 June 2010 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    It’s a toss up between the Eurovision Song Contest and the newest Australian tourist ad. Mind you both make me want to puke, but I think the Eurovision song contest brings up breakfast a tad faster….

  7. LacqueredStudio
    Posted Tuesday, 1 June 2010 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    Kym Leather:

    Foolish me. Straight girls don’t rate female popstars (or each other) by looks at all. Nope. Never. How could I have been so daft.