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The Interpretive Dance Bandicoot can’t be Roman Catholic. They “volunteer themselves” on their knees!
Flat Bags, Dutch Winks.
Where’s Roy & HG when you need ‘em?
I think Gerard Henderson was invited to the summit but declined - could someone remind me? I take Mr Bolt was not. Dutch Winks indeed.
I’ve just had an awful marketing idea. First Dog on the Moon redesigns DVD covers for your favourite DVDs.
Even with interpretative Bandicoot dancing, I still can’t stomach Mr Bolt…
Just watch it with the sound down.
Come on everyone, text ‘BANDI’ to 1800 985 502 to ensure the ABC Interpretive Dance Bandicoot makes it through to the Top 4 of So You Think Andrew Bolt’s A Knob.
I’ll have to wait to see the other contestants, EMC.
Snakes alive, why has First Dog been reading The Bolter?!
Well according to the frog, the ABC actually has two bandicoot dancers.
(For balance of course.)
So I guess we’ll probably see Firstdog dragging Phillip Adams out to do his version of Flat Bags and Dutch Wink with his left foot forward.
P.S. FD, after consulting my trusty FDOTM calendar, I notice that Andrew Bolt’s a Dickhead day isn’t till June 3.
Does the man deserve TWO day’s rations in a year?
Love ya work Doggy!
I just tried the pose in frame 9 on one of my new knees and went a/t. My work mates reckon it was “pathetic”. So the dance bandicoot must be spot on in his interpretation: don’t fall over and ‘pathetic’ truly isn’t the word for it.
PS: it is a he isn’t it? I can’t see a pouch.
Buzz, best stick to frame 10 until knees assume full bionicness.
Ah, FD. I never read the Bolt and have no interest in the bloke. But, I have to thank you for at least putting the sh*t he spouts into some context. I don’t think he predicted the GFC either, so it’s a read-between-the-lines admission that he, too, is not brilliant. Does Bandi have an interpretative move for having one’s head up one’s ar*e?
In frame 7 he’s doing a “hello, boys!”
Nice one, Mr Onthemoon
That’s a tough ask for an interprative dance Bandicoot to express Andrew Bolt. If Andrew’s lost his grip on communication what hope has this dear little creature. Full marks anyway for the tuck, twist, crow hop and smack and another 8 for degree of difficulty. Loud applause!!!
How many frames for Bandi to interpret Abbott as Forrest Gump riding a bike ? Never stopping, day after day in every bloody newspaper, news-flash and web-site.
OMG this is genius.
I had the misfortune to arrive at the coffee shop ‘The Corner’ Malvern Road, near Tooronga Road. (To give them a free plug) only to find the last paper standing was the HS. I read his atrocious article and thought it made all of his previous efforts, I do mean all the ones I’ve seen, look as if he was a fervent Labor supporter.
All frames beg to be individually on t-shirts.
FD, you are a pearl beyond price. Woof woof!
Andrew Bolt is a great big, whining, whingeing Jessie. Moan, moan, bloody moan. Mr Columnist blahblahblah, as lycra-boy would say.
The entire school of interpretative bandicoots should be immediately nominated for a national dance grant.
Such raw expression, such flowing grace, such confrontational argument, I must look away or be overwhelmed.
I like anything with the interpretative dance bandicoot.
I love anything relating the myth pursestring holders can’t see bag snatchers manipulating an economy onto their knees to spank & bake it & impress it with ‘b’…experience is a real teacher & interpretive dance bandicoot’s a real … as we say in rehab french … professeur
Only a rat could appropriately interpret Bolt-y bilge.
BANGIN4: I take exception to you calling a bandicoot a rat. So there!
Fellow Doganauts we have a traitor in our midst. Aux arms les citröens!!
I thought that Bangin4 meant it beneath a rat (Rattus rattus..) to portray Rusty.
I am wondering if EMC drives a motor & if it is a purr-zheot.
Right again Andrew, a royal inquiry should be launched into Cate Blanchett’s disgusting failure to see the global financial crisis coming.
(I love you onthemoon)
Cate didn’t see the global financial crisis coming?I think she would have been able to intuit it.