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Thursday, 11 March 2010

You regularly scheduled Parliamentary Uproar will resume as soon as possible.

by Firstdog

VegemiteHalal

For an even stupider version of this cartoon…

10 Comments

  1. Aron
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    First Dog, you’re killing me every day!

  2. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    Christ! Sorry, First Dog: where do you find those photos? Frame two is the ultimate insight to Tony Abbott. He appears to be indulging in oral intercourse; blinded to all reason by his religion, and, as usual, shooting from the lip.

    Be proud my fellow citizens, he could be out next PM.

  3. Mike Jones
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

    You know, the worry with your work, Doggy, is that TA, Barnaby Rubble, Steve Fielding, Steve Conroy, Wayne Swan, Christopher Pyne, Julie Bishop etc etc etc might mistake your pisstake for a “How-to” manual.

    You know - it’s in “First Dog’s Political Picture Book for Beginners and Total Honkers” - that MUST be how it’s supposed to go.

    What happens if the apparently real world catches up and overtakes the world On the Moon ? Too spooky !

  4. paddy
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

    God you’re cruel and not even very truthful FD.
    *Real* men don’t eat “little lunch”, and it was *mandarins* not oranges.

    But I *do* confess to shooting him with a tranquilliser gun.

    I mistook him for a baby elephant in musth………Honest.

  5. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    I musy say I’m really looking forward to the Abbott’s spectacular descent into madness.
    It’s going to be quite entertaining even before First Dog gets his paws on it.
    We have the script in the gothic excesses of The Monk by Matthew Lewis. Who will be our Matilda?

  6. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    I must say must say.
    Paddy, I think the oranges were those left over after the attck on Reg Lynch.

  7. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    MIKE JONES: Paddy informs me that it’s ‘Conroy the Cretin’ for our Steve.

  8. Meski
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    Why don’t they make iSnack halal instead? No-one would care about that. Reading up on it, it seems it would be halal anyway.

    Vegemite:
    Yeast extract, salt, malt extract, colour(caramel), vegetable flavours,
    vitamins (niacin, thiamine, riboflavin)

  9. Mike Jones
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    Yes, of course you’re right, Venise. Sorry, my upslip.

  10. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Thursday, 11 March 2010 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    Mike Jones: :)