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Friday, 26 February 2010

Vintage First Dog: Keep your ETS safe

by Firstdog

ETSSafetyChart

10 Comments

  1. Chris Pearce
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

    FDOTM!? Surely you are not asking recommending the commitment of acts of bestiality in space? (see: bottom right corner, “fistdogonthemoon”)

  2. Carol Nichols
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    This cartoon was submitted by fistdogonthemoon…. What has happened to First Dog?

  3. Dez Hoy
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    Brilliant again, FD. I presume CPR in your chart does not mean Carbon Pollution Reduction? And Chris Pyne running around squeaking just for fun? That’d be a first.

  4. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    CPR (Christopher Pyne Rimming) should get some response.
    Hahaha - fistbog - I see what you’ve done there.

  5. n4z7spy9k9u18cs@jetable.org
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    Well, I for one am enjoying the rare usage of “should” as a conditional conjunction. Fist (if that is your real name) obviously has his or her own style, and a very fine style it is! Vintage indeed!

  6. paddy
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    Dear Mr Fist, I will not be performing CPR, or any other “lifesaving” actions on that miserable ETS……

    A far more important matter is gripping the vast army of dogonaughts out here.

    FFS!!!

    It’s been seven days now.
    An entire week of lovingly polishing those naked bumpers.
    Trembling in delicious anticipation of clothing them in unicorns and virgins and princesses……..(sob)
    Scouring the darkest recesses of that abomination, the Crikey website……
    For nothing! Nada! Not a sausage!
    We demand the immediate resignation of the Minister of Bumper Stickers!

    C’mon Crikey. Forget all that backward looking 10 years of blah blah etc and
    concentrate on the important things in life……*MARKETING*!! :-)

  7. Denise Marcos
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    Easting chicken twisties is simply asking for trouble, they’re vile. I imagine snail bait tastes better.

  8. Denise Marcos
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    should read…

    ‘Eating chicken twisties…’

  9. beckchanock
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    First a brilliant cartoon and then an accidental usage of the word ‘fist[ing]’. I love my Friday.

  10. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Friday, 26 February 2010 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    Loved it the first time and adore it now.

    PADDY: I feel for you. I went to Red Bubble to order a couple of FD t-shirts. They have my details, they have the images. Do you think I could find the order form?
    As you would say “Nada, and for nothing!”

    Cheers

    V