How to be a Melburnian

To combat the problems of violence against Indian students in Melbourne, Hungry Beast examines a local prep school helping Indian students assimilate. With classes in thinly veiled racism, Aussie slang and hating bad coffee, they’ll be true Melburnians in no time.

5 Comments

  1. Keith is not my real name
    Posted Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    Classic

  2. Posted Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    Very melbourne. No mention of how to address the indigenous culture. Genius in its subtly there.

  3. Margaret Bozik
    Posted Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    Brilliant!

  4. nicolino
    Posted Saturday, 27 February 2010 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    Needed to be said. Now we could do with a send up of Oz “culture” in general although I think this would pretty well cover it, especially the sport aspect.

  5. Posted Saturday, 27 February 2010 at 7:25 pm | Permalink

    Very funny, OK brilliant!

    Does any other Oz state or territory place the same obscene amount of emphasis on sport as Melbourne?

    Also, Melbourne has the rudest and the worst drivers in the world. I wonder if there is any link between sport and driving?