Crikey

22 Comments

1. michael matusik
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

   mine would be “bellona benji” and hence i did not become a male porn star

2. paddy
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

   Speechless.
   I suspect that final frame might be a t-shirt classic.

3. daveliberts
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

   Ah, parenting teenagers. Nothing prepares you for it. This very conversation would be standard fare in my house. Bizarrely, like the Onthemoon household, it seems that having teenage kids who are chirpy, bright and open with their parents is as tough as dealing with grumpy, broody door-slamming brats because you have to deal with what your kids are thinking rather than just wondering what’s going on in their heads.

4. Keith is not my real name
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

   Champas Mimosa here

   Ah yes, raising teenagers, god I hate em

5. Denise Marcos
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

   Avenue Tiger here. Mmmn, perhaps I missed my calling.

6. Redwhine
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

   Bong Caroline is mine. And I hope never to have teenagers.

7. Ern Malleys cat
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

   Isn’t it the other way around? First pet, then first street?
   When I was little we had an axolotl called Ron and lived in Jeremy Drive.

8. Ern Malleys cat
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

   PS. First Dog, what are you reading there.
   There is no expandovision version today, but it looks like ‘the massive slug’ on the cover.
   Your have to seek help.

9. Mike Jones
   Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

   Penrose Spike here.

   Ern Malley’s Cat, was Jeremy Drive wider than it was long ?

10. Denise Marcos
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    @ Ern Malley’s Cat

    I’m pretty sure you’re right about it being the pet’s name first then the street. Back in the 80s we played this game but instead of the street name we used our mother’s maiden name. It led to some funny monickers - first names such as Fluffy, Tiddles, Sheba, Blackie, Tibby, Spot. Which twisted twerp decided that the 21st century angle was to use these as porn names? It says a lot about society.

11. acannon
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    It was me!!! Ha ha ha no not really.

12. paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    EMC. By using the latest forensic magnifying software.
    (Helpfully provided by Stephen Conroy’s magic Internet filter.)
    I’ve managed to decipher just what FD is reading.

    It’s a book of poetry about cricket.

    Under the Southern Cross I Stand
    My two eyed trouser snake in hand.
    A wanker in a wanker’s land.
    Ah Tony, you little beauty.

13. beckchanock
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    EMC, that’s a lie. Signed, Scenic Nutmeg.

14. Rafiq Copeland
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    My first pet was an axolotl called Max the Little…

15. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    OK EMC and RAFIQ COPELAND: I’ll bite; what is an axoloti? Sounds like something owned by an Aztec in Teohuacan.

16. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    Well spotted Paddy!
    Beckchanock - I always lie because the truth is too bizarre - especially in this case.
    Kitty Malua

17. Robon
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    Thanks to EMC, I am Binky Hilton. I feel such a slut.
    And FDOM you are definitely reading Porny Abbott’s Daily News Flash. Love the expresion in frame 1. Bad dog!

18. paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    Venise, how could I refuse you?

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=axolotl

19. paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 23 February 2010 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    Dear oh dear. You people really are quite perverse.

    Not content with tempting me to look up some sick bastard’s idea of my true name………..It now appears, if I want to be young and hip, that I’ll have to get (gasp)
    “Buster Fuzzynuts” tattooed on my nether regions.

20. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Wednesday, 24 February 2010 at 5:14 pm | Permalink

    PADDY: Thanks! And I did guess the nationality.

    Cheers

21. wyane
    Posted Wednesday, 24 February 2010 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    Don’t reveal your names people! The second most popular piece of info for ID thieves is the street you grew up on!
    Signed, Violet Lad (sounds like a macho cross-dresser, heh heh).

22. Rox
    Posted Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    Gutted that FD has a family.