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Monday, 15 February 2010

Sharks using SMS WTF?

by Firstdog

RudelyRated

SMSShark

For the Megalodon Version click here

   

13 Comments

  1. Leigh Josey
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    Oops. Comments inadvertently were not allowed. Now it’s fixed. Comment away.

  2. Keith is not my real name
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    Classic!

  3. paddy
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    WBBGNGS R PSSIES.

    A brilliant line that had me ROTF….Until I saw the ultimate SMS.

    Pauline’s farewell message….Priceless!! :-) :-) :-)

  4. Fascinated
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

    Do the British know? Is it fair not to tell them?
    BTW he GWS’s mum’s not impressed by his spelling and muttering something about school fees down the drain.

  5. Buzz
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    Another NAPLAN question (choose one):

    Pauline will be to Britain as:
    - Maralinga is to Australia,
    - Lord Monckton is to Tim Flannery,
    - Neighbours is to Australian culture,
    - bon voyage!

  6. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    CMON SHK ILL PNCH YR FCKN NOSE

  7. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    N U2 HNSN

  8. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    :) :) :) Wonderful, wonderful First Dog! :) :) :)

    ID LIKE 2 HNG ER BY HR FRIGIN GARTERS

    Trouble is I see a certain far-right wing political party (UK) as having invited her to be their guest. She has marketability. Poisonous creature that she is.

    FD: I love the ‘Oh for the love of science’ guy AND his hat. That hat is magic!!!!!!

  9. Mike Jones
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    I predict that the comments box will be missing off tomorrow’s toon which (because I am able to see into the future - but only the bit that’s just happened) - lifeguards all over Australia will, laughing uncontrollably, fall out of those high umpire boxes (the ones designed to protect umpires from John Mcenroe spit).

    A less likely juxtaposition of spit, tennis umpires, lifersavers, and sharks with mobile sms devices ? I don’t think so…..

    Wait, I think I said this earlier today, yesterday.

  10. Chris Johnson
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    Sometimes I think you can’t get much funnier and then you do THIS!! I’ll never ask for fshn chps again, just flk and chps. You’re one helluva talent Mr OntheMoon! And yes Venise the researcher’s hat is GOLD!

  11. beckchanock
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    They said on the news she’s moving to London. I hate to break it to her (this is a lie; I wish I could break it to her in person) but London has a great many of the sorts of people that she felt there were too many of in Queensland…

  12. Keith is not my real name
    Posted Monday, 15 February 2010 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    pls Xplain

  13. Ern Malleys cat
    Posted Tuesday, 16 February 2010 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    First Dog, those science hats would be a real hit at the Crikey Emporium.
    Any plans for another merchandise opportunity?
    1 x Science Hat (small) with USB connection please.