Crikey

20 Comments

1. acannon
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

   I quite fancy the idea of date scones running the country.

2. HB
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

   it all makes perfect sense to me now

3. Aron
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

   This is so funny, I love you Firstdog!

4. Keith is not my real name
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

   I don’t know about a Date Scone, to me he’s just a Date

5. Greig White
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

   Love your work, FD, but shurely Barney should be a Pumpkin Scone?

6. paddy
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

   Dear Mr Onthemoon.
   We Australian spermatozoa……
   Who are about to die ….Salute you.

7. chinda63
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

   I want a t-shirt with the last frame on it

8. Stevo the Working Twistie
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

   No Greig, definitely date.
   Date = bottom
   Scone = head
   ergo B. Joyce = Date Scone = Arse Hat

   FirstDog semiotics 101.

9. Vicki Grieves
   Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA …..This is so extraordinarily TRUE!!!! How insightful of you Mr FD

10. Vicki Grieves
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    And, the date scone is uncommonly in the shape of a Cane Toad………nice reference to Queensland there!

11. Carol Bruce
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    Absolutely love your tag for Krudd - Sexless Robot - how fitting!

12. beckchanock
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    This is a bit eerie. I was breakfasting this morning with my parents, eating date scones, remarking what an idiot Barnaby Joyce is. And we discussed Tony Abbot. You’ve pretty much captured the whole scene.

13. David
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    But Mr First Dog, I feel you have fallen head over tail for a Monk. Scorned by a bow wow I’m decastated

14. chinda63
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    Every time I look at Mr Spermy it gives me the giggles and the creeps in equal measure.

    Surely that means something …

15. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    OMG This is the first time anything arithmetical has actually made any sense to me!

    Might I be bold enough to remind readers of a certain ‘Our Lady of Skonce’ (QLD, where else?)aka Lady Flo of husband Joh (Bjelke Petersen) who mercilessly thrust her little fart makers into the clammy claws of visiting illuminé . President LBJ must have received one.

    I’m told when used as sinkers they were most effective, especially the rock ones.

16. Jenny
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ASSOCIATING TONY ABBOTT WITH SEX - YOU WILL TURN ME OFF SEX FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. Christine Johnson
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    Is this Barnaby’s high or low phase? Anyway Rudd’s seemingly rattled by Phoney Tony and Mr Date Scone as both appear to refresh the PM’s memories of his deep north roots. And please FD I know he’s sending out smouldering smug looks but TA isn’t spermy - just spewy.

18. Mike Jones
    Posted Thursday, 4 February 2010 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    I’m worried that Tony is to Kevin what Mr Spermy is to Mr Sock. I

    In the pic he looks like he’s about to show us something quite alarming, but strangely enjoyable (Jenny excluded)

    Stevo the Working Twistie has added the requisite yellow dust and the whole thing does my scone in.

    AAA grade tooning, FDOM !

19. gillyp
    Posted Friday, 5 February 2010 at 9:09 am | Permalink

    HAHA I can’t stop laughing.

20. wyane
    Posted Friday, 5 February 2010 at 10:29 am | Permalink

    in the beginning, there was the date: ( ! )
    Ctrl+A ; Delete
    ‘sgone!