Great Big New Tax!
Competition! Come up with your most hilarious version of this memelette and you might win a prize. We are getting some cups or something. Put it in comments.
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I heard that Joe Hockey is so excited by President Obama’s visit to Australia that he has ordered a new dinner jacket in case he is invited to a state banquet
it’s a Great Big New Tux
Hilarious!!!
Mr First Dog, you are a comic cartoon geeeeeeeenius!
A rise in cheating at uni exams amongst chimps has given rise to a new headline:
Ape Rigs Stuvacs
Closing the Gap
closing Pine Gap
clothes hinder crap
close, that’s a wrap
‘spose, if you wax
spouse rebate tax
louse ripping ticks
lousy wrapping tacks
lotsa ripping clacks
something like that
Big whore. No tricks
Rudd slugs Yank hicks
Dog draws great pics
Give Buzz dog sox.
Perverted attack by friend’s hogs on sandwiches:
Mate’s Pigs Screw Snacks
Grapes Dig Leg Wax.
Man. Sorry; channelling the 1960s there.
what about
a great big new tax for anyone caught wearing budgie smugglers we’ll call it
the crack back and sack tax !
Wow - what did I say that required moderation?
‘Older Oz reptiles crippled by latest tax scandal.’
Every newt axe cuts seen yaws pen shorn elf fund.
Excellent work Firstdogonauts! Richie is in front, with Philthingy a close second.
So far…
Error: meant to read:-
‘Older Oz reptiles and gays crippled by latest tax scandal’.
Every newt axe cuts seen yaws pen shone elf fund.
Mate, Cigs Accrue Stacks!
Dame Edna has expressed her revulsion of Tony’s budgie smugglers:
Edna’s nix to Tony’s pix.
Hirsute Prigs shampoo backs
It’s begging for anagrams….
Bag Exerting Twat!
Grab Exigent Twat!
For Christopher Pyne:
Gay Pink Shoe Racks.
Pwned! Bank’s screen. Porn seen.
Please abbott get slacks!
Spawn camp not h4x
Nude back wax tax
I’m tired of those modest speedos.
I want to see:
Gaping New Togs!
Uppity homosexual plumber:
gay prig knows taps
@ Ern Malley’s Cat
As opposed to Grape Slug - No Dacks?
Don’t sail! Hull cracks.
Bad tank, no tracks.
One dive, no laps!
Grey wigs poo socks
Lame. Gay. Churchy. Loser.
Mr Onthemoon, please send Chinda63 the cups you were going to award me.
Those pants are rubbish.
Oi! where’s my frog??!!!
I’m weary seeing sludge-grey lib news - it lacks everything
A great big new tax on everything? GST2.0, push off Abbot your no hero. Now in big voices sing La la la ding -a-ling.
Abbott’s quintessential Australian Policy:
Green thumbs shrink farts.
Well FD. You get 7/10 for today’s fine effort.
Plus 8/10 for “firstdogonauts.
But I’m afraid that wretched marsupial, Possum Comitatus
has already seized the cup on twitter.
Tony Abbott meets Lord Monckton:
Weasel eyes right tosser.
After one too many at a Peter Garret / Oils show:
Great gig, spew max
Bees dig *blue* wax.
“Hate whigs!” Ewe quacks.
Goat rigs kick-backs!
I like Sam’s.
Slug tax no dacks
Budgie sux go back!
no child living in poverty; go wild, lining bins properly; notch hide liver detoxity
TA in budgie smugglers meets lord plum Munchkin
Bug eyes great slug please suck my plum!
Parliaments amend the ‘Political Mates Legislation’ :
Fool proof back scratch
Slug gravy, gnu steaks.
mmmm, tasty
surely it has to be:
Smug Tone Skews Facts
Grab bag, Tone squeals.
grey pig nude tax
mad monk budgie dacks
bug eye pommy quack
gnu scratch my back
fish appreciates jazz:
Skate Digs Mean Sax
go daddy-o
the press gallery:
Late Smug Crude Hacks
I never, ever say LOL, I think it’s the most annoying thing ever, but this really did make me laugh out loud multiple times. Esp the plague figs.
Allow me to make it 50 posts First Dog!
Bonus for the Dog please Mr Beecher.
How about…. “Mate, think through facts!”
Grey Booger Nose Pash
(Dog kissing Abbot’s nose thinks, “Needs a pinch of salt?…”)
Great big new tax
Makes you want to spew
Earn the cash just like Hoges
Then do a runner too
Been a fan for some time FD. “Slug Bags Gnu Dacks”… how did your brain get there?
Fete pig slew Max
Fear killer pink batts