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21 Comments
My sister in frame 5 is the only one with any sense.
Get a grip Dog! (So to speak). He’ll break your heart.
FD - must you continue to mix TA with sex right on people’s lunchtimes? I feel as nauseous as the dog in the last frame looks…..
FD, I think you’ve unwittingly played right into Tony Abbott’s hands (so to speak)…no-one who reads this cartoon could even contemplate having sex for at least 30 days and 30 nights…or at least until the bile has fully subsided…
Unless it was deliberate Machiavellian brilliance, and you are secretly on Tony Abbott’s payroll. Say it isn’t so!
ROTFLMAO
Classic FD.
Speechless in Seattle.
P.S. I *was* hoping for a brief reference to this morning’s Radio National breakfast show.
After all, it’s not often you hear Fran Kelly ask the red fox “what advice would you give girls about sex before marriage?”
Good one Paddy.
Red fox aka Ronald McDonald’s red ferret (after M for Maths tutorials)?
Agree with the sentiment of other readers: Thank heavens for Pengo on PC to flush the memory banks.
Ewwwwwww I nominate this cartoon for the 2011 calendar.
Hopefully I may have recovered in time to read it properly without feeling ill.
OMG The last image is truly sinister - brilliant FD!
* (Sung to the tune of the “Love Story Theme”)
Where do I begin
To tell the story of how great a man he is
The speedo bathers that he wears into the sea
The simple truth about the emails sent from G
Where do I start?
Some of those are truly f — cking awful
Feck that Abbott is one ugly mother!!!!!
Dog - he’s just not that into you
I love the way you have used fifties imagery to illustrate this paragon of the fifties. I can’t bring myself to imagine those ears bearing down on my supine body without throwing up.
Why doesn’t he suggest that all men should refrain from having sex before marriage? Ho ho ho!
It’s always lousy theatre when Tony Abbott goes centre stage. A father using his daughters’ virginity as political props is vile. FD you’ve encapsulated our sleazy opportunistic Opposition Leader well - in all kinds of disguises he’s stomach-churning.
Crook. Frame 6 especially is just wrong - what is he doing to her back? You are a very naughty dog Mr On The Moon. Anyone for frottage?
I had been trying to erase frame 6 from my memory, but now that it’s been brought up again … I thought Fabio Abbott was in fact doing something to the lady dog’s … mouth!
But I must also say frames 3 and 4 have the most beautiful expressions of loving, trusting eyes I’ve ever seen on any animal.
TA’s (Speedo) brief: just find a way to fool most of the people all of the time — how hard can that be?
Venise,
What is the difference btwn santa and tiger?
Santa stops at 3 hos.
PHILISEEDOGOMOO: V funny hehehehe gurgle gurgle.
HOWEVER, how many years is Santa giving away at the start?
I have to say frame six does remind me of the hoary old chestnut about a jockey and a model. When we’re toes to toes me nose is in it and when we’re nose to nose, etc.
Sorry about that.
Thanks Venise. The icing on the (cheese)cake.
Reminds me of the reworked Madonna song by Norman Gunston.
“I’m a venereal girl in a venereal world”
See Gunston tapes YouTube