Comments on: Bomb Sniffing Dog

By: Keith is not my real name

Keith is not my real name — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:04:26 +0000

@JANE DOE

That was the point

By: Tom McLoughlin

Tom McLoughlin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:11:53 +0000

So …. Rudd walks into the mess tent, see.

‘Remember what happened last time?’ he asides to Lachie. ‘Got to remember to talk normal, unforced, no fake ocker’ he whispers.

‘How’s it goin mate?’ to the khaki blokes seated, even before he can stop himself. ‘Having fun?’ Oh God, that was so lame, he cries internally.

Meanwhile Lachie has an inspiration. He ducks out skipping pancakes. As mum used to say over the fruit barrows, my job is to fix problems before He even has the chance f*ck up, not least this false lingo to the soldiers. You know, be prepared.

‘Now where’s that ungrateful flea bitten pooch they found hanging around the Taliban camp rubbish pile?’ he intones craftily.

Time for a shaggy dog story for HWMBO.

By: Venise Alstergren

Venise Alstergren — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:43:18 +0000

BRIAN KELLY: I think the French actually use to effs. Proffiterols.

Regrettably, I am everything like you! I can’t bring biscuits into the house, or I’ll eat the lot. Woe is me.

By: Venise Alstergren

Venise Alstergren — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:38:33 +0000

Brian Kelly: Oh, I thought they were profiterols, and French. Thanks for your reply!

FD: I can’t get past frame 5. It chokes me! Um, that may not be the best word there. What the hell?

By: Innocent Until

Innocent Until — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:55:59 +0000

Then again it can be hard to stay on task when you’ve missed lunch.

By: Innocent Until

Innocent Until — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:32:30 +0000

Aussie multicultural Chinese whispers.

By: Ern Malleys cat

Ern Malleys cat — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:37:56 +0000

I see Andrew Fraser in The Australian trying to take credit for bum-breathing turtle, though on Thursday he would only go as far as ‘bottom-breathing’ (how delicate).
I predict Monday’s Oz front page — ‘Dog Bumming Turtle!’ featuring Sabi and the Afghanistan tortoise (Agrionemys horsfieldii).

By: the duke

the duke — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:14:12 +0000

Mmmmmmmmm poffertje….

By: Richmeister

Richmeister — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:51:23 +0000

This needs to be a poster. I would totally buy one.

By: Brian Kelly

Brian Kelly — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:57:30 +0000

Venise, a poffertje is a Dutch delicacy. Like a mini pancake, delicious with a bit of raspberry jam and possibly a bit of cream. If you’re anything like me, which for your sake I hope you aren’t, one is too many and a hundred not enough.

By: bakerboy

bakerboy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:13:19 +0000

Oh! FD is supposed to be humourous? I must get my sense of humour re-tuned. No, I don’t think I will.

By: paddy

paddy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:57:26 +0000

Stop it FD! Just because you saved a turtle or three.
That doesn’t give you the right to sit in the bath and sing…..
“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me”.
Think of the children!!

By: Venise Alstergren

Venise Alstergren — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:56:29 +0000

I’m prepared to admit my ignorance, but the one thing I didn’t get was who or what is poffertje?

BTW. this is the Chinese for bum-breathing turtle 亀, and this is for our hero, First Do, 犬 whose heart (心) is as 大 as the great outdoors, and whose 彐 susses out everything.

By: Brian Kelly

Brian Kelly — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:40:02 +0000

The best Firstdog ever

By: JaneShaw

JaneShaw — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:56:05 +0000

6b: Turtle bumming poffertje. WASTED LOVE!!!

By: recklessrei

recklessrei — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:17:32 +0000

what a talented turtle

i heart poffertje

By: Mike Jones

Mike Jones — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:15:51 +0000

Random ! FDOM. But very funny comments. Thanks folks ……

Alternate Frame 8 - Dog bumming Tuckey.

By: wyane

wyane — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:11:52 +0000

I wish KRudd’s cat were here. He’d know what to say to sort out this silliness. Maybe he’s forcefeed the frog truffles.

By: Ern Malleys cat

Ern Malleys cat — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:54:43 +0000

Frame 7a: OK I scrub your Wilson now.

By: Jane Doe

Jane Doe — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:41:12 +0000

Frame 9b: Turtle using Poffertje to get treacle out of dog’s difficult crevices…

By: Tom Heeren

Tom Heeren — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:36:46 +0000

Frame 9a: Turtle licking dog

By: Jane Doe

Jane Doe — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:31:49 +0000

Yes, I know JGreen is the frog. I meant, he just doesn’t seem to have a lot to do with the bum breathing turtle or the bomb-sniffing dog.

By: Simon

Simon — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:28:11 +0000

I like Poffertjes.

By: meski

meski — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:25:20 +0000

That’s one small stepladder, but one giant blow for dog-kind.

By: paddy

paddy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:05:59 +0000

You truly are…one sick puppy FD.