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The following document was found in the bedroom of teenage boy. It would appear to be a diary. Trevor Diogenes takes up the tale.
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12 Comments
I loved this! It gave me a great laugh. Thanks, FD.
Beautifully done FD.
The breathtaking cynicism of balloon man has left me bereft of words.
That’s great FD, I can feel another T-shirt coming on.
Can’t wait for when #ballooncat starts trending.
That last line is heavy. I don’t know which version I like best
1. Jasper is too cynical of the lovely public with their flowers and cards, just like some of the public is of refugees
2. Jasper is right, the public are sinister behind their well wishes, given their harshness to refugees
3. The public have the wrong notion of refugees as evil people who are essentially good like them.
4. The public are projecting their own only too own social ills onto a vulnerable minority by way of demonisation.
5. Something else
6. All of the above.
PS Any kid named Falcon was bound for 15 minutes of fame, might as well be this week?
I know a python named Falcon….
My suspension of disbelief broke when I hit the word ‘humble’
There’s something strange about Jasper’s last sentence, as if he hopes it will be rapists?
Anyway
Love it!
(PS: I think it also says a lot about how we as humans seem to have more compassion for animals at times than we do for our fellow human being - especially if they happen to be of a different ethnicity)
I love Jasper and Abigail.
@ David Smartt
Jasper IS more valuable then many humans (Holding up an image of today’s email as “proof of life”)
ROFLMAO, but as I’m a cat, the L is for licking. I’m back up now.
Jasper’s response is enigmatic because, as you’ll notice, his cards are closer to his chest.
Mr Onthemoon you deserve an award for By Far The Best Drawing Of Animal Hands Holding Cards. Better than a cumby old Walkley any day.