Crikey

17 Comments

1. Mark Duffett
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

   Absolute gold, Firstdog, particularly the second frame. And all the better for mentioning Jesus in making fun of Steve Fielding, yet without being offensive to Christians.

2. paddy
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

   The hills are alive, with the sound of……….Schadenfreude!!!

   Ah welcome home FD……..Don’t hold back now. Stick the boot in.

3. Richard Murphy
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

   Outrageous FD, or should I say FB (First Bitch).

4. meski
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

   Hulk Hogan and Fielding? Gotta feel sorry for Hulk. :^)

5. Venise Alstergren
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

   Pure platinum, FD. Especially frame three.

6. james mcdonald
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

   First Dog, sometimes you are very funny.
   But frame 2: “So do you want a last root? Or should I wait till you’re dead?”
   That’s just disgusting.

7. Vicki Grieves
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

   Disgusting?………….It is priceless!!!

8. james mcdonald
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

   Yeah well maybe it’s a generational thing. Some of you kids pay triple price for a t-shirt just because it says “fcuk” on the front and protest that it’s an acronym, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

9. Frank Birchall
   Posted Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

   “… the corrupted pothole where my heart should be” is one of the most marvellous metaphors I’ve ever come across. Tell me it’s original, FD!

10. Dez Hoy
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 8:59 am | Permalink

    Brilliant, especially frame 2. “Honest” John on can still go f*ck himself when he’s dead!
    Shame, though, there wasn’t a frame featuring an empty bed usually occupied by Phil “The Cadaver” Ruddock, who’d managed to sneak out while the nurse (who is of Asian descent - a Shi Tzu or Pekingnese perhaps) wasn’t looking.

11. meski
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    James Mc, this the acronym you’re looking for?

    http://www.jinx.com/collusion/fsck_t_shirt.html

    File System Check, for the non-terminally geeky.

    I like the Ontari Mega Finance Company shirt too. Nice leaf.

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/810c/?cpg=ab

12. james mcdonald
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    Yes I like those, Meski. They’re funny.

13. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    James: Considering the two repellent subjects in frame two I would have thought that necrophilia would be all they’d be up for. Anyway age is in the mind.

14. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Mark Duffett: Professional Christians have no business reading FD’s humour. It would only enable them to get their jollies.

15. Mark Duffett
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    Venise @ 4:17 Good thing I’m only an amateur, then.

16. meski
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    Venise, I admit I thought necrophilia for frame 2 as well, but I was unsure which was which? Or both?

17. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Wednesday, 14 October 2009 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    Mark, hehehehe!

    Meski, yeah, a sort of two way street deal.