Mornings with Kerri-Anne


23 Comments

  1. Dalziel
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    Jasper hates Basalt.

  2. Mark Duffett
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    previously they were slightly larger rocks or pebbles”

    …so maybe they’re a conglomerate rather than a Coalition?

  3. Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    Jasper: You have nailed the problem beautifully. As a democracy we should have a strong opposition. So what have we got? One of your and your good lady partner’s kittens. Masquerading as Malcolm Turnbull. And he and his fellow bullshit artists sort of sit there, like mud pies, or worse.

  4. Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    It’s not every day you see a geology joke on Crikey.

    Now there’s a challenge for you, dog!

  5. RaymondChurch
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    So I was happily catching up with ’ FD ’ arrived at the last two panels, what is everyone wearing…” Steve Fielding is wearing a giant condom on his head….:-) intentional or some kind of disability:-):-) your are priceless FD, the picture of Fielding wearing a giant condom is just too precious…..please please produce a picture of said senator with his adornment. You never disappoint FD.

  6. beckchanock
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    While I enjoyed the Andrew Robb one, this is definitely the best for months. Jasper says everything I am thinking, only he watches his language better.

  7. meski
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    Nice satin there… (wonders if you can get satin-textured condoms)

  8. Keith is not my real name
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    OMG that was so fucking funny!

  9. Vicki Grieves
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    Yes, what does everyone wear in a A-grade clusterfuck? now that is worth knowing…..

  10. Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    Jasper Oakes, Ch 9”

    You do realise if you fall off the wagon again like yesterday they will have to sack you?! Not even Jasper is indispensible, ar*ehat.

    Suck it up Dog.

    [Firstdog says: Bite me]

  11. Jane Doe
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    NOOOO Tom McLoughlin! If they sack him, I will immediately cancel my subscription.

  12. deccles
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    Still can’t believe you went there with the Fielding condom/disability jokes, but hey if it means the ‘2010 ‘Thank God Fielding’s Going’ calendar wont be short of content I’m all for it. Today graphs and geology. Good work FDOTM!

  13. Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    Tom: Are you implying that First Dog was pissed when he did yesterday’s cartoon? It would explain a couple of things. But if that is what you didn’t mean you should clear it up. And if FD should be given the arse over one of your bits of mischief I shall come and haunt you for the next ten thousand years.

  14. Mike Jones
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    Is a clusterfuck like a flying wedgie ? Total destruction ? Too good for the Conglomerates, I say.

  15. Nadia David
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    Once again, only FDOTM can make the snore-worthy cack-worthy. Dog, you are the main reason I keep reading this shit. :)

  16. paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Good grief FD….. Only you could make a comeback from yesterday’s nightmare to…..

    Glen Stevens as a reincarnation of Peter Allen!!!

    You’re a friggin legend and a national living (four-legged) treasure.

    The best since Simpson’s donkey!!

    Note to J. Green…… Buy the dog a new cravat. :-)

  17. Firstdog
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    What is wrong with you people? Yesterday was hilarious. Ants!

  18. meski
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    How about moving FD up in the newsletter? And let us comment on the frist article (editorial)

  19. deccles
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    Stupider gravel… Love it.

  20. Chris Johnson
    Posted Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 5:39 pm | Permalink

    So accurate is this depiction of KA Mornings you wonderful sparkle fairy dog! Silly KA asks stupid questions for dumb answers ends up with even stupider comments so asks the stupidest question of all - what’s everyone wearing. And Steve Fielding still ends up looking a goose. No that’s what I call brilliance. MWAH!

  21. Evan Beaver
    Posted Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 12:10 pm | Permalink

    Where is this photo of Fielding with an enormous condom on his head? Sounds exactly like something I need to see.

  22. Posted Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    PADDY: That’s a bit cruel (a nightmare) just not one of his better moments. :) :) ?

  23. Posted Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    PPPPSSS: First Dog, please make frame 4 into a t-shirt! :) :) :)