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Mornings with Kerri-Anne
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Jasper hates Basalt.
“previously they were slightly larger rocks or pebbles”
…so maybe they’re a conglomerate rather than a Coalition?
Jasper: You have nailed the problem beautifully. As a democracy we should have a strong opposition. So what have we got? One of your and your good lady partner’s kittens. Masquerading as Malcolm Turnbull. And he and his fellow bullshit artists sort of sit there, like mud pies, or worse.
It’s not every day you see a geology joke on Crikey.
Now there’s a challenge for you, dog!
So I was happily catching up with ’ FD ’ arrived at the last two panels, what is everyone wearing…” Steve Fielding is wearing a giant condom on his head….:-) intentional or some kind of disability:-):-) your are priceless FD, the picture of Fielding wearing a giant condom is just too precious…..please please produce a picture of said senator with his adornment. You never disappoint FD.
While I enjoyed the Andrew Robb one, this is definitely the best for months. Jasper says everything I am thinking, only he watches his language better.
Nice satin there… (wonders if you can get satin-textured condoms)
OMG that was so fucking funny!
Yes, what does everyone wear in a A-grade clusterfuck? now that is worth knowing…..
“Jasper Oakes, Ch 9”
You do realise if you fall off the wagon again like yesterday they will have to sack you?! Not even Jasper is indispensible, ar*ehat.
Suck it up Dog.
[Firstdog says: Bite me]
NOOOO Tom McLoughlin! If they sack him, I will immediately cancel my subscription.
Still can’t believe you went there with the Fielding condom/disability jokes, but hey if it means the ‘2010 ‘Thank God Fielding’s Going’ calendar wont be short of content I’m all for it. Today graphs and geology. Good work FDOTM!
Tom: Are you implying that First Dog was pissed when he did yesterday’s cartoon? It would explain a couple of things. But if that is what you didn’t mean you should clear it up. And if FD should be given the arse over one of your bits of mischief I shall come and haunt you for the next ten thousand years.
Is a clusterfuck like a flying wedgie ? Total destruction ? Too good for the Conglomerates, I say.
Once again, only FDOTM can make the snore-worthy cack-worthy. Dog, you are the main reason I keep reading this shit.
Good grief FD….. Only you could make a comeback from yesterday’s nightmare to…..
Glen Stevens as a reincarnation of Peter Allen!!!
You’re a friggin legend and a national living (four-legged) treasure.
Note to J. Green…… Buy the dog a new cravat.
What is wrong with you people? Yesterday was hilarious. Ants!
How about moving FD up in the newsletter? And let us comment on the frist article (editorial)
Stupider gravel… Love it.
So accurate is this depiction of KA Mornings you wonderful sparkle fairy dog! Silly KA asks stupid questions for dumb answers ends up with even stupider comments so asks the stupidest question of all - what’s everyone wearing. And Steve Fielding still ends up looking a goose. No that’s what I call brilliance. MWAH!
Where is this photo of Fielding with an enormous condom on his head? Sounds exactly like something I need to see.
PADDY: That’s a bit cruel (a nightmare) just not one of his better moments.
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PPPPSSS: First Dog, please make frame 4 into a t-shirt!
