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Wednesday, 23 September 2009

It is illegal to drive and use your mobile phone now

by Firstdog

14 Comments

  1. eyebowman
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    WTF is Barnaby Joyce wearing in the final frame? (I assume it’s Barnaby Joyce).

    Anyway, genius again.

  2. michael matusik
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    FD another means for you (and crikey) to earn some brass - kevin rudd’s cat ring tones and directional voice - i would buy one in a flash

  3. Matt C
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    Great stuff!
    First Dog and Rundle are the main reasons I still subscribe to Crikey. I’ve taken to skipping over Keane completely.

  4. paddy
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Bloody hell FD.
    You’re certainly on a roll.
    Kelvin and the bong sent Chardonnay all over the keyboard.
    But that final frame has left me crippled for life.
    Dusty GOLD!! :-) :-)

  5. Jane Doe
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    Eyebowman: isn’t it Fielding in his bottle costume?

    Michael Matusik: DITTO, I would TOTALLY buy a GPS voiced by KRudd’s cat.

    First Dog: HOW do you keep coming up with such GOLD when you’ve had the flu for weeks? It defies belief.

  6. Jenny
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    Brilliant.

  7. mbox
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    Is it a dust storm? Is it a shit storm? Who can say?

  8. deccles
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    ‘No rubbing it on yourself’ ?!? Ewwwww

  9. meski
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 3:32 pm | Permalink

    A KRUDD cat GPS? the epic insults possible!

    The Victorians have it the wrong way around, I don’t use a phone as a gps, I use a PDA as a phone and a gps and an ebook reader and … I’m wondering how they demarcate this. If it has an OS, it is a PDA?

  10. Richard Wilson
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    Thank you “first dog” for taking the total p$$$ out of this cr@p. The problem is not what we do with the phone - the problem is the mobile phone. There should be a single law in Australia - no mobiles! That will save the time expense and BS attached to all of these other ridiculous rights depriving laws. Outlaw mobile phones - just think of the brain cancers which we will be able to avoid. No nasty Royal Commissions or moves offshoire to safe havens by those misunderstood corporations labouring under the heavy yoke of lawsuits.

  11. beckchanock
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    No rubbing it on myself? Nooooo!

  12. Keith is not my real name
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    Haahahaha jeebus, I’m so drunk right now… Even the withch geyts it! ;)

  13. Venise Alstergren
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    This is beyond gold. It’s platinum.

    Dear FD,

    What have you been smoking to bring on your roll of genius?

    I’ve gotta ask: ‘Yip’ Is Hissy Pyne? Yes? NO?

    Another SIX stars!

  14. Tom McLoughlin
    Posted Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    Now I get it, obviously Woy Woy wasn’t big enough for the two of you. You’re part in his downfall. Tsk tsk.