Daily Mail
Elsewhere
Policy
Partners
Independent news, blogs and commentary on politics, media, business, the environment and life.
Copyright © 2012 Private Media Pty Ltd, Publishers of Crikey. All Rights Reserved.
Web development by Valegro
Editor: Sophie Black
Publisher: Eric Beecher
Political Correspondent: Bernard Keane
Level 6, 22 William St, Melbourne, 3000
Ph: 1800 985 502
Fax: (03) 8623 9975
19 Comments
Yep. Hell is other people.
My blood pressure went up reading that. How very strange.
FD, my life ambitions are nearly complete, now that i can ticked off being mentioned in one of your toons. tonight i will wear one of your t-shirts around the house in honour! all hail first dog
smug bastards who get mentioned in cartoons and lord it over those of us who can’t find first dog’s f@#$%&g email on the arcane Crikey site map
hahaahahahaa Alan. Like Michael, I’m having a gang busters day. Not only do I get a mention in the cartoon, one of my comments is in the newsletter!
What the phone’s ringing? Max markson? Why, yes I am free for coffee….
I just thought of some more acts of selfish bastardy. Might you do Episode 2?
unemployed first dog loiterers are always free for a coffee
Go directly to Woy Woy, do not collect $200 return rail/bus ticket to Brisbane.
Damn! Pressed for time I didn’t get around to nominating my pet hatred. Which is……Women with double pushers, complete with screaming babies, who barge down the middle of the footpath, scattering normal pedestrians like confetti. These bl-ody bitches wear a pious and smug expression AS IF ITS THEIR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to mow down senior citizens, school children, dogs and young lovers. Grrr, grrr. My upper lip lifts off my gums.
Ah… a semi-obscure reference to an old pop song (and I’m the first one to mention it) now that’s worth a haha face…
Has time to create this, though I wait for my T/shirt :sigh:
One day, or perhaps tomorrow?
Thank you First for actually doing a cartoon with all of our foibles. Was chuffed to see my name printed.
Hey First Dog very well done, soooo democratic!! LOL Loved to see mine in there V xx
some extras in case you need to do another… there’s so much people need to get off their chests
Disclaimer: these have been supplied by a friend, not me. He has a lot of anger issues, but is usually entertaining.
- people who get in lifts to go up 1 floor, while be kitted out in excise gear
- people who attempt to take a place a 2 lines, so they can choose the fastest moving one later on.
- drivers who take the inside lane at the lights, then race off attempting cut in just after the lights
- parking spaces and 4WD’s
- drivers who only indicate to turn once they have stopped in the middle of the road
- people projecting their phone conversations across area, such as trains and offices..
- parents who let their kids run riot and assume other people will deal with it.
- anyone who describes themselves as a Fashionista
- ex-pat poms complaining about aussie weather
- ex-pat kiwi complaining as aust.
- the latest batch of shallow, narcissistic, cretin’s whom fill the media & TV
- sam newman
- anyone associated with sam newman
sure beats my supermarket rant
how about politicians who break their promises (where is little Tarquins new computer?)
shock jocks who abuse children
kiwis
amanda van stone
young liberals
john howard
feddy flintoff
cyclists who ride on footpaths, when there’s a bike lane 1 metre away, and become upset when mere pedestrians are in their way.
I don’t understand — everything is nice in Canberra.
KEITH IS NOT MY NAME: I don’t know when you ordered your t-shirt but Red Bubble has taken over the, is franchise the right word? and you have to order through them.
It’s still FD’s product, it’s just that Red Bubble are the people to approach.
[Firstdog says: We have been having technical issues with Redbubble - however the process is still that people need to email me with their t-shirt requests and I email them back once they are on Redbubble]
First Dog: I think you have the foundations here for a book: Selfish Bastardry - The First Dog Guide to Legal Retribution Remedies.
For me, you have only scratched the surface. What about:
The person who takes the last bag of caster sugar at woollies. How selfish. Here I am trying to cook some melting moments, and some other unhealthy bastard is hoarding caster sugar. No wonder this country is so fat.
Also, there is another person, or possibly the same person who buys up all the Vitabrits when they are on special. This is despicable: I need to save 50c per packet of Vitabrits so I can impulsively go on a holiday to Fiji one day.
The people who corner and kidnap the staff at Bunnings. Hullo! I am technically incompetent and need to know whether this is a zinc plated self tapping roof screw, or something more suited to Iran’s nuclear program. I have greater need
Finally, the “I am butt ugly, but like wearing t-shirts that read “Hey! My face is up here” brigade. FYI: me reading your t-shirt has nothing to do with wanting to look at your sagging breasts, and more to do with the fact that I’m a compulsive reader. Plus I was wondering if you ate the last packet of caster sugar.