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8 Comments
Christopher Pyne is the satirist’s gift that just keeps on giving, isn’t he? Will it ever end? Happy days.
Kudos FD.
Malcolm scrubs up *so* much better as Mrs Slocum, instead of poor old Blinky Bill.
Let’s just hope he can survive tonight’s date on Q&A with the Red Fox.
Now that the young lad’s hit his true comedic stride, it would be a pity if he went the way of that other great Liberal icon. Lord Downer of Baghdad.
Who the fuck is Alexander Putin?
Dear Mr Onthemoon
I wish to protest most vigoroulsy over your wanton misspelling of Mrs Slocombe’s surname. If this continues, she will be confused with Joshua Slocum, generally believed to be the first person to circumnavigate single-handed. Mrs Slocombe would have needed at least two hands to achieve this feat. Pull your socks up, lad.
I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
Ooh you wicked Dog.
I’ve just checked the official calendar and Awst 6 is nothing of the sort.
You’ve just made that up to cover your (and my) appalling error.
Just thank God Bob Joyce can’t spell vigorously, or we’d both look sloppy.
FD: you’re a dog after my own heart.
A man in a dress sends my needle into neither positive OR negative territory. However, what I can’t tolerate is the thought that a national leader plays dress-ups in secret. This could really compromise the national interest.
So, come on Mrs T, out yourself. What is there to lose? Who knows, it may even boost your approval rating into the roaring 20s!
You’re certainly more interesting than Revvin’ Kevin. zzzzzz