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4 Comments

Stephen Green

Posted Tuesday, 16 June 2009 at 10:04 am | Permalink

Is it really ME that needs a free “Get A Grip”?
scot mcphee

Posted Wednesday, 17 June 2009 at 12:04 am | Permalink

rag on a stick as used by the romans?
Chris Johnson

Posted Wednesday, 17 June 2009 at 10:40 am | Permalink

But you still use the toilet paper and how do you clean the wiper if you miss the target?
Michael Noonan

Posted Wednesday, 17 June 2009 at 11:36 am | Permalink

Why didn’t I think of that? Yep, there’s one born every minute!