http://www.crikey.com.au/2009/05/28/richard-farmers-political-bite-sized-meaty-chunks-22/ now with extra source Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:14:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.crikey.com.au/2009/05/28/richard-farmers-political-bite-sized-meaty-chunks-22/#comment-27498 Cavitation Thu, 28 May 2009 05:48:23 +0000 http://www.crikey.com.au/?p=62035#comment-27498 How are dead people cashing their $900 cheques? Are there a row of ghosts lined up outside the tellers’ windows of Commonwealth Bank branches? And do the branches nearest the cemeteries get more business? Or maybe for the Macquarie Bank, do sulphurous cracks appear in the foyer of their plush offices with cheques wafting up in the gusts of hot air towards the customer sofas? Do zombies lurch into Westpac branches clutching cheques within their skeletal hands, or tucked in a pocket of their dirt-encrusted burial suits? Do spectral auras surround the online $900 banking transactions, and do the return email addresses now end with .com.hvn or .com.hl? How are dead people cashing their $900 cheques? Are there a row of ghosts lined up outside the tellers’ windows of Commonwealth Bank branches? And do the branches nearest the cemeteries get more business? Or maybe for the Macquarie Bank, do sulphurous cracks appear in the foyer of their plush offices with cheques wafting up in the gusts of hot air towards the customer sofas? Do zombies lurch into Westpac branches clutching cheques within their skeletal hands, or tucked in a pocket of their dirt-encrusted burial suits? Do spectral auras surround the online $900 banking transactions, and do the return email addresses now end with .com.hvn or .com.hl?

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