The Muesli Bar and the Security Guard
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Oh no….can you do something like getting the little muesli bar back FD? Can’t we have a Santa with an allergy to peanuts who spits him out? Or maybe the little tacker is full of melamine and the greedy fat Santa has to have a gastric lavage after scoffing him down. You cant leave his mum with a half return ticket to Mars although if she ran up her Marscard on slacks Qantas might give her the difference in frequent flyer points - that’s if she’d ever come back. What an awful Christmas Story - you’d better come up with a really good TBC to put it all back together again. The world is already bleak enough without this being a festive funny.