Comments on: A message to the people of Australia http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/ now with extra source Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:34:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: bernardk http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/#comment-10907 bernardk Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-10907 can we mules Andrew Bolt, and send the worst of the DICs to Afghanistan and hand them over to Qari Yousuf Ahmadi? Can we send Heffernan to a medical experimental camp and load him up with high doses of sugar to see how long it takes for his Kidneys to implode? And maybe get the major distribution conglomerates (all 1.3 of them) to only by unmulesed products and go a bit easier on the farmers. can we mules Andrew Bolt, and send the worst of the DICs to Afghanistan and hand them over to Qari Yousuf Ahmadi? Can we send Heffernan to a medical experimental camp and load him up with high doses of sugar to see how long it takes for his Kidneys to implode? And maybe get the major distribution conglomerates (all 1.3 of them) to only by unmulesed products and go a bit easier on the farmers.

]]> By: paddy http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/#comment-10908 paddy Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-10908 BernardK, your suggestion is far too kind to the Bolter.<br />I think that flystrike is a far more suitable (and likely) fate for him.<br /><br />Then again, perhaps we could send him to Syria as a live export. BernardK, your suggestion is far too kind to the Bolter.
I think that flystrike is a far more suitable (and likely) fate for him.

Then again, perhaps we could send him to Syria as a live export.

]]> By: SM http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/#comment-10909 SM Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-10909 We need more Leunigs. Goodonya. We need more Leunigs. Goodonya.

]]> By: Frank Birchall http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/#comment-10910 Frank Birchall Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-10910 Ten out of ten, First Dog, for insight, terrific wit, and charm! Ten out of ten, First Dog, for insight, terrific wit, and charm!

]]> By: JBu http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/#comment-10911 JBu Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-10911 Oh dear, this used to be funny, but now I realise - first dog on the moon is really Michael Leunig! Oh dear, this used to be funny, but now I realise - first dog on the moon is really Michael Leunig!

]]> By: Rachel http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/#comment-10912 Rachel Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-10912 Dear Mr Onthemoon<br />I fear your days are numbered - as of the evening before last, communication with and pertaining to the good burghers of Girtbysea* ** are required to be in film format, at least two and a half hours long and to include as many Australia actors as you can think of and a gross of cliches. How fortunate that you have a glourishing business in homewares and accessories as a standby.<br /><br />* A term coined by Mr Philip Adams, which I feel obliged to use now that 'Australia' is trademarked.<br />** Please note, Julie Bishop, this is how you acknowledge the original work of others more gifted than yourself. Dear Mr Onthemoon
I fear your days are numbered - as of the evening before last, communication with and pertaining to the good burghers of Girtbysea* ** are required to be in film format, at least two and a half hours long and to include as many Australia actors as you can think of and a gross of cliches. How fortunate that you have a glourishing business in homewares and accessories as a standby.

* A term coined by Mr Philip Adams, which I feel obliged to use now that ‘Australia’ is trademarked.
** Please note, Julie Bishop, this is how you acknowledge the original work of others more gifted than yourself.

]]> By: bee http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/11/20/first-dog-on-the-moon-246/#comment-10913 bee Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-10913 Figuratively speaking, I'd like to be the first b*tch on the moon, cos we agree on this one.<br /> For those concerned about A. Bolt, don't waste your psychic energy. He has to live with himself 24/7<br />Punishment enough I'd have thought. Figuratively speaking, I’d like to be the first b*tch on the moon, cos we agree on this one.
For those concerned about A. Bolt, don’t waste your psychic energy. He has to live with himself 24/7
Punishment enough I’d have thought.

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