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Thursday, 20 November 2008

A message to the people of Australia

by Firstdog

7 Comments

  1. bernardk
    Posted Thursday, 20 November 2008 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    can we mules Andrew Bolt, and send the worst of the DICs to Afghanistan and hand them over to Qari Yousuf Ahmadi? Can we send Heffernan to a medical experimental camp and load him up with high doses of sugar to see how long it takes for his Kidneys to implode? And maybe get the major distribution conglomerates (all 1.3 of them) to only by unmulesed products and go a bit easier on the farmers.

  2. paddy
    Posted Thursday, 20 November 2008 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    BernardK, your suggestion is far too kind to the Bolter.
    I think that flystrike is a far more suitable (and likely) fate for him.

    Then again, perhaps we could send him to Syria as a live export.

  3. SM
    Posted Thursday, 20 November 2008 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    We need more Leunigs. Goodonya.

  4. Frank Birchall
    Posted Friday, 21 November 2008 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    Ten out of ten, First Dog, for insight, terrific wit, and charm!

  5. JBu
    Posted Thursday, 20 November 2008 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    Oh dear, this used to be funny, but now I realise - first dog on the moon is really Michael Leunig!

  6. Rachel
    Posted Thursday, 20 November 2008 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    Dear Mr Onthemoon
    I fear your days are numbered - as of the evening before last, communication with and pertaining to the good burghers of Girtbysea* ** are required to be in film format, at least two and a half hours long and to include as many Australia actors as you can think of and a gross of cliches. How fortunate that you have a glourishing business in homewares and accessories as a standby.

    * A term coined by Mr Philip Adams, which I feel obliged to use now that ‘Australia’ is trademarked.
    ** Please note, Julie Bishop, this is how you acknowledge the original work of others more gifted than yourself.

  7. bee
    Posted Friday, 21 November 2008 at 10:29 am | Permalink

    Figuratively speaking, I’d like to be the first b*tch on the moon, cos we agree on this one.
    For those concerned about A. Bolt, don’t waste your psychic energy. He has to live with himself 24/7
    Punishment enough I’d have thought.