Comments on: Crikey caption competition: the worried men of Wall Street http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/ now with extra source Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:13:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Nora Legov http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22616 Nora Legov Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22616 1. "I'm gonna wash that crash right outta my hair."<br />2. Tell the Rabbi no, I will NOT let him sell on Shabbat!!<br />3. There aren't age limits for hairdressing apprenticeships, are there?<br />4. I KNOW it's my toddler's phone you idiot, I had to sell mine!!<br />5. Hey! If I lean this way the graph goes UP.<br />6. Damn Tuna Carpaccio, repeats on me every time..<br />7. Gentlemen, that may well be the last dimsum lunch we get in a while...<br />8. Hey guys, I'm finding it VERY hard to go to my happy place with all this shouting!!<br />9. My corneas, I can't believe I'm gonna have to sell my corneas...<br />10. If I can just get a good price for the kids, we should be okay.<br />11. Ohhh..BUY low and SELL high, damn....<br />12. Damn Senate, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into.<br /><br /><br /> 1. “I’m gonna wash that crash right outta my hair.”
2. Tell the Rabbi no, I will NOT let him sell on Shabbat!!
3. There aren’t age limits for hairdressing apprenticeships, are there?
4. I KNOW it’s my toddler’s phone you idiot, I had to sell mine!!
5. Hey! If I lean this way the graph goes UP.
6. Damn Tuna Carpaccio, repeats on me every time..
7. Gentlemen, that may well be the last dimsum lunch we get in a while…
8. Hey guys, I’m finding it VERY hard to go to my happy place with all this shouting!!
9. My corneas, I can’t believe I’m gonna have to sell my corneas…
10. If I can just get a good price for the kids, we should be okay.
11. Ohhh..BUY low and SELL high, damn….
12. Damn Senate, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.

]]> By: Migraine http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22617 Migraine Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22617 #4 Sell Apple! Buy Fisher-Price!<br />#5 Why is it so?<br />#11 "... and then Mr Paulson touched me right here, and said, 'Go thou, and sin no more.'" #4 Sell Apple! Buy Fisher-Price!
#5 Why is it so?
#11 “… and then Mr Paulson touched me right here, and said, ‘Go thou, and sin no more.’”

]]> By: The Kid From Bondi http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22618 The Kid From Bondi Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22618 # 4 – my Ferrari is worth how much? <br /><br /># 7 - you mean I am Asian?<br /><br /># 10 – Mom, I have something terrible to tell you – no, worse, I am a stockbroker …. <br /><br /> <br /><br /> # 4 – my Ferrari is worth how much?

# 7 - you mean I am Asian?

# 10 – Mom, I have something terrible to tell you – no, worse, I am a stockbroker ….

]]> By: MediaMook http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22619 MediaMook Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22619 No.5: Larry David manages to curb his enthusiasm. No.5: Larry David manages to curb his enthusiasm.

]]> By: james http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22620 james Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22620 Here are my lame ideas when is this getting a run in the daily crikey<br /><br />No.1: Oh no that’s Belinda Neale coming to my club for dinner<br />No.2: Which idiot let a member of the Australian Democrat's onto the trading floor<br />No.5: Ahhh crap, my portfolio has taken a massive haircut (and a polish as well)<br />No.8: Alexander Downer's karaoke career continues undiminished by the financial calamity<br />No.9: Alexander Downer's karaoke career continues undiminished by the financial calamity<br />No.10: I can’t believe people trusted their money to a guy with a Ronald McDonald walkie talkie either<br />No.12: Swallowing Lehman Brothers caused terrible indigestion<br /><br /> Here are my lame ideas when is this getting a run in the daily crikey

No.1: Oh no that’s Belinda Neale coming to my club for dinner
No.2: Which idiot let a member of the Australian Democrat’s onto the trading floor
No.5: Ahhh crap, my portfolio has taken a massive haircut (and a polish as well)
No.8: Alexander Downer’s karaoke career continues undiminished by the financial calamity
No.9: Alexander Downer’s karaoke career continues undiminished by the financial calamity
No.10: I can’t believe people trusted their money to a guy with a Ronald McDonald walkie talkie either
No.12: Swallowing Lehman Brothers caused terrible indigestion

]]> By: Jenny http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22621 Jenny Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22621 Oops! That was supposed to be No. 4, not No. 5. Oops! That was supposed to be No. 4, not No. 5.

]]> By: Phill http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22622 Phill Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22622 Hello Hello

]]> By: Brian http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22623 Brian Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22623 #6 I think I just traded the kids !!<br />#4 You're going the wrong way !!!<br />#10 Did she just say light milk or full cream ?<br />#3 Maybe if I pretend to be Malcolm Turnbull....... #6 I think I just traded the kids !!
#4 You’re going the wrong way !!!
#10 Did she just say light milk or full cream ?
#3 Maybe if I pretend to be Malcolm Turnbull…….

]]> By: lobs http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22624 lobs Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22624 3: Just one more nostril to go and I can suffocate myself.<br />4: Hey!!!! Guy in photo number 10!!!! we have matching phones!!!<br />10: Damn it... that guy in number 4 won't stop yelling at me 3: Just one more nostril to go and I can suffocate myself.
4: Hey!!!! Guy in photo number 10!!!! we have matching phones!!!
10: Damn it… that guy in number 4 won’t stop yelling at me

]]> By: MediaMook http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22625 MediaMook Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22625 No.2: Curse the screens! No.2: Curse the screens!

]]> By: Jenny http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22626 Jenny Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22626 No 5. Stocks be damned; I've just scored myself a First Dog on the Moon tea towel! No 5. Stocks be damned; I’ve just scored myself a First Dog on the Moon tea towel!

]]> By: DOS http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22627 DOS Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22627 11. "Why didn't my third eye see this coming?"<br />10. Broker has perfected barely noticeable nose-pick<br />5. "Yeah baby I do like it like that, take it off, tell daddy ... OMFG SELL SELL SELL"<br />4. " I SEE YOU 10! Stop the nose pickin', start the stock pickin'!"<br />3. Impromptu Celine Dion concert on trading floor appreciated by teary brokers<br /> 11. “Why didn’t my third eye see this coming?”
10. Broker has perfected barely noticeable nose-pick
5. “Yeah baby I do like it like that, take it off, tell daddy … OMFG SELL SELL SELL”
4. ” I SEE YOU 10! Stop the nose pickin’, start the stock pickin’!”
3. Impromptu Celine Dion concert on trading floor appreciated by teary brokers

]]> By: Chris Johnson http://www.crikey.com.au/2008/10/09/crikey-caption-competition-the-worried-men-of-wall-street/#comment-22628 Chris Johnson Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000 #comment-22628 1: Oh man..is that a gang of cockatoos with little crowbars at the window? 2: Five bagels with cream cheese Marvin... hold the pickled pork! 3. This root canal's goin’ down REAL bad! 4: Hey everyone...we're getting new green and purple handsets 5: The halitosis isn't too bad this morning 6: That’s odd I thought I changed your diaper this morning 7: Lets hope dissolving the superglue won't hurt 8:"Oaklahoma where the winds come sweepin’ down the plains" 9: They keep falling out whenever I see her butt. 10: Hmm.. nothing in my wardrobe matches green and purple.11: I can see it yes... but my mind's just not there. 12: I'm channelling, I feel the pain and its all growing quite dim.<br /><br /> 1: Oh man..is that a gang of cockatoos with little crowbars at the window? 2: Five bagels with cream cheese Marvin… hold the pickled pork! 3. This root canal’s goin’ down REAL bad! 4: Hey everyone…we’re getting new green and purple handsets 5: The halitosis isn’t too bad this morning 6: That’s odd I thought I changed your diaper this morning 7: Lets hope dissolving the superglue won’t hurt 8:”Oaklahoma where the winds come sweepin’ down the plains” 9: They keep falling out whenever I see her butt. 10: Hmm.. nothing in my wardrobe matches green and purple.11: I can see it yes… but my mind’s just not there. 12: I’m channelling, I feel the pain and its all growing quite dim.

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