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It’s the bear’s fault! She should have told him, ” If its not on, its not on”. More contraceptive education for bears. ( How long do they hibernate? We could need alot of condoms!)
Hello? Is this thing on? (tap, tap)
Immortality at last! To think that my name will be forever linked with the literally incredible Theo, James and John. See you in heaven fellas. Love yas all.
In fact, how many teatowels did John James buy? I’ve got two - count them, two - Brendan Nelson’s hair bumper stickers. No justice in this world……
Frank, it’s also the first and only time we’ll see John James advocate condom use! For all we know, that bear is Catholic.
David S is the ratty looking one of course, the other one is obviously Guy. Sorry Dave L, but you ended up on the cutting room floor this time…Monsieur Cochon sounds good though. Got any photos?
Oh, I forgot to thank my wife, my three wonderful sons (none of whom is pregnant, so lay off you godamm Democrat bloggers), my moon-loving cocker spaniel Bella, the stray cat that was hanging around until a couple of months ago (miss ya darlin), and all those terrific Woolies workers who have kept me fed and thriving and striving all these years.
Oh the unbearable shame! JamesK and John James get quoted in a First Dog but I miss out! I bet my cat is somehow behind this - he’s the only lifeform on the planet who’d sink this low to irritate me. Please, First Dog, if you can’t do a cartoon which includes a reference to me, can you at least do one which includes Monsieur Cochon, my grandson’s extremely long-haired French-speaking guinea pig?
“It’s not fair! Why can’t I have conservative politics too?”
I am totally getting this made into my OWN bumper sticker. Official First Dog merch just isn’t enough to feed the addiction.
“…..and stay out!”…….which one is Sanderson?
Congrats to First Dog for this novel approach! It’s resulted in a comment from John James that, for the first time in living memory, did not include a Pavlovian snipe at “The Left” (maybe because First Dog did it on his behalf?).
Spot on FDOTM.
Typical men. Why is it only the lady bear’s responsibility to insist on a condom? Jeeeez.
What have you started First Dog?…
Hmm, maybe the bear she is a Catholic? Hope this is a regular fixture at First Dog - I can get my daily kvetching fix here & bypass the overly long contributions at “Communists, Convections, Confabulations & C*ck-heads”!