Comments on: Costello’s testimonial dinner address: exclusive sneak peek

By: Bill Hefferlump

Bill Hefferlump — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Pig’s arse.

By: Malcolm

Malcolm — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Leave the dwarf out of this! Hey, I look better in a yarmulke than a top hat.

By: JohnCathy

JohnCathy — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Chris, I’ll give you 50 sheckels for your $75 ticket.

By: Cathy

Cathy — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Shut up James. Brendan might die tonight at the dinner in Canberra. That’s what Dennis thinks, anyway. And Brendan said he’d happily lie back and think of England for Petie Sweetie.

By: Janette

Janette — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

John really is washing his hair. He still has head lice from holding that Aboriginal child. Quellada shampoo just doesn’t seem to work any more.

By: Keen'sCurryPowder

Keen'sCurryPowder — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Lynelle, I am really interested in you. Let’s drive off in my Aston Martin.

By: Venise of Alstergren

Venise of Alstergren — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

JamesK will probably make a snide comment but I was at Pete’s party last night….I didn’t know…… it was a surprise.
I was going to storm out but…..ta da!….drumroll!….. the Lobster Bisque was to die for and that ‘87 Grange…….mmm….. but oh……. I have a headache.
Those Liberals!….they certainly know how to party….anyway….what is wrong with you people????!!!!!
He is the prince of Darkness but he seemed so…..so…vulnerable.

By: Patricia WA

Patricia WA — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

If only…….

By: Monty Python

Monty Python — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Pollie want a cracker? Dead parrot, dead parrot, dead parrot.

By: John Gurr

John Gurr — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Nel’s the trailer trash not the kids! Someone always has to go too far…

By: congalineofsuckholes

congalineofsuckholes — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Grr….You can’t go too far. This is The Flying Circus and it has a cast of thousands.

By: Dwarf

Dwarf — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

I’ll drink to that, Cathy.

By: BerowraWaters

BerowraWaters — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

When I was running the show, Cathy, we dealt harshly with identity theft. All I had to do was give a wink and a nod and Commissioner Clouseaux from the Keystone Kops would clobber you with the new anti-terror thingies and lock you up and you wouldn’t be allowed to tell anyone, except your same-sex partner.
And if we thought you were nuts, we could send you out of the country. Big deal if it costs us $8m.
Don’t go assuming John Goldbaum’s identity. I know him well. He came out a long time ago because everyone loves him. He’s a big Jewish lesbian. Oy vey!

By: Mussolini

Mussolini — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

No way, Mario. I mean Jose.

By: John Goldbaum

John Goldbaum — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Haneef is guilty of looking committed in a vague sort of way…….

Kinda cute tho’……….

By: Erica Betz

Erica Betz — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

The future belongs to me.

By: Guest-Of-Honour

Guest-Of-Honour — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Hu’s on first. Wogs on second. 2B or not 2B?

By: Sophie's not the choice

Sophie's not the choice — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Mirabella on the wall. Who’s the fairest of them all?

By: Dr Harvey M Tarvydas #4

Dr Harvey M Tarvydas #4 — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Good heavens Nel Heavens.

By: Lockemupandthrowawaythekey

Lockemupandthrowawaythekey — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

That Indian doctor might have a cure for head lice.

By: Cathy

Cathy — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Yeh, John Goldbaum. That goes for me too. Why would you side with a scumbag like Bernard Keane when he’s mocking the Old Testament. Don’t you Jews have any pride any more?

By: Cyprus

Cyprus — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

I’ll take an axe to you bastards.

By: JamesK

JamesK — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

F-ck off Goldie.

By: Dr Harvey M Tarvydas

Dr Harvey M Tarvydas — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Terrific, I am not alone in the exclusive diagnosis that the great man is dumb, actually he’s damaged.
Abbott’s problem is that he’s been told of the famous Abbott & Costello partnership and has started practicing jokes but can’t get traction with style for example, “ Costello is the greatest asset” when he means ‘the greater comedian’, of course wrong as usual. And you’re so right, the onlookers just stand and blink in admiration.

By: John Goldbaum

John Goldbaum — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Brendan has done plenty of harm already. He’s destroyed the Liberal brand and what he is doing in the senate wreaks of economic vandalism. Didn’t Jane Callahan give you some Euthanase when you got fired from Health and Ageing? You know, just in case you felt like topping yourself?