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Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Steel cage match: Kevin Rudd’s cat vs. Brendan Nelson’s hair

by Firstdog

4 Comments

  1. Tom McLoughlin
    Posted Wednesday, 30 July 2008 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    According to the press today it’s a points win to TwoHeadedMal the MonsterMan (ie. Mal Washer crossed with Mal Turnbull) in a Don’t Push Me I’m Close To The Edge GrandMaster Display of the Furious Five (2 Mals, cat, hair, Bolter)

  2. Mushroomboi
    Posted Tuesday, 29 July 2008 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    but will there be a Borat Style post wrestle kiss - between the victor and the Boltster? Or will the 2 competitors turn on Bolt and turn him into soggy ArsehatHairBall?

  3. Sarah
    Posted Tuesday, 29 July 2008 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    O frabjous day! I’ve been calling for this match for months now.

    My money’s on Jasper. The Hair might be scrappy, but he’s a scavenger without being streetwise. And left to his own emo devices, he’ll probably cut himself and save the Cat the bother.

    Jasper, on the other hand, is a complete bastard. Le beau chat sans merci. Let the bloodbath commence!

  4. paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 29 July 2008 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    Ah premier puppy, you have indeed outdone yourself today.
    Wondrous stuff!