Comments on: Comments, corrections, clarifications, and c*ckups

By: Dave Liberts

Dave Liberts — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Further to previous, here’s a good article: http://www.foodpolitics.com/pdf/havefat.pdf

By: Dermot J Mcguire

Dermot J Mcguire — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

maralyn while iagree the 14 years is a mistake that is the penalty forfasle and misleading on an affadavit a stat dec has legal status and false and misleading information on one carries a sentence of up to five years jail. Not dopey at all. If proved quite serious.

By: CW

CW — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Regarding Belinda Neal ... I found this interesting poem for your readers.
Regards, CW

Some Aussie Poetry.

For years I brown-nosed bastards from the Centre to the Right,
I fiddled with the numbers and I suck-holed day and night.
And when they wouldn't have me, waited for the next election,
And then I bitched so loudly I was given pre-selection.

And now I make the bastards pay,
So if you need a deal
Remember who you're talking to,
Belinda f---ing Neal.

If my soccer boot has hit some bitch and got her in the arse,
Well what the f---k could she expect just lying in the grass?
And then the bloody referee holds up a card of red
And gives me marching orders! Well, she wished that she was dead.

I shoved my nose into her face,
You should have heard her squeal!
Do you know who you are dealing with?
Belinda f---ing Neal.

I married Della Bosca though I felt a bit above him
And I beat him up occasionally to show him that I love him.
All in all it's worked out well, he's like a railway buffer
And if I get a bit too loud, it's Iemma has to suffer.

But the MC at the wedding breakfast
Made a blue for real –
She called me Mrs. Della B, when I'm
Belinda f---ing Neal.

Now, that dinner by the waterside at Gosford (which I hate!)
The one they're now referring to as my Iguanagate.
I didn't swear (I never do!), I swear by all that's proper,
I never said I'd close them down or lean on a local copper.

I only said, so nice and quiet
You could hear the church bells peal,
Do you know who you're dealing with?
Belinda f---ing Neal!

But now it's all been squared away, the matter put to rest,
Della's apologised to himself, the thing he does the best.
"We're sorry, sir and madam, for the hell we've put you through,
And if you come to visit, there's a free meal here for you".

His one mistake was stamping it
With his "Della Bosca" Seal.
He should have let me do it,
I'm Belinda F---ing Neale.

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Even worse in the media than Lyons spray is the dopey story today that Neal could go to jail for up to 14 years over a stat. dec that has not one lick of legal status in anything.

By: Dave Liberts

Dave Liberts — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Glen Frost, I’m still chuckling at the thought of being refused service in my local HJ’s (yes, I have a pretty tragic height:weight ratio). The big hurdle to Responsible Service of Fat (and, despite the nanny state implications, I’d probably be a fan of such a policy) is that unlike Responsible Service of Alcohol, where single venues can be identified in certain cases as being largely responsible for the misfortunes one of their customers run into whilst very drunk, people don’t get very fat as a consequence of a single meal, no matter how big it is. Some fatties have tried suing a certain well known burger chain, and failed on the basis that they can’t prove this organisation was wholly responsible for their girth. Without liability, restaurants serving fatty food have no incentive to be responsible.

By: Miranda

Miranda — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Keep up to speed Dermot-Marilyn correctly points out that Neal isn’t going anywhere near a jail as the ignorants sods that keep writing about this ludicrous beat-up fail to mention that Ms Neal hasn’t written a Sta Dec -false or otherwise ! Got it ?. All that’s happened in the last few days is that some fool has appeared on a trashy TV show and cliamed she wrote one and as she received 30 grand to say so I think she may find that will come in handy for her own legal expenses. Stupid girl.

By: dermot McGuire

dermot McGuire — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 10:00:00 +0000

Keep up to speed? you patronising….. lady read the comment again see the lawyer’s caveat if it is proved. Anyone involved in the knowing production of a false or misleading statement on a stat dec is liable to penalty not just the person signing it. For asolicitor it also means an uncomfortable time before the legal services comissioner.

i bridled but did not comment on similar allegations you seemed to be making about the staff at Iguana. Defend your friends by all means but these are serious accusations and should not be bandied about by you as much as by the media.