Howard government roll call: Hugh Briss? Dougie Zonegrave?

Our celebratory photograph of the Howard Government was sent out without the names of the party members. We apologise for this over-sight. The names are as follows:

Back Row L to R: Iva Problem, R U Serious, Stew Pidclot, Ray Sistprik, Ace X Sistprik, Bill D Jails, Di Vertfunds, C Sprites, Hugh Jex-Spense, Bo Vinetart, Wes Wally, Cy Ng-Kyoto, Donna Bettonitt, O Zonelayer, Saul Krapp, Lye Ng Seezi, A W B N Quiry, Con Pleetfarce, Asho Trial, Gil T Ministers, Willie Lyon-Oath, I Mofta-War, Len Dussa-Quid, R Buggerit, Hugh Briss.

Second Row: Honor D Take, Kenny B Trusted, Haddon Nuff-Kickbacks, N Sidertrader, U Skratchmibak, I Scratchyorse, Avery Richprik, Wanda B Leader, E Promised, I Accepted, S A Dunne-Deale, Nick Perks, Honor Goodwicket, Wi le Dealer, May Kamill, N E X Kuse, Mordy Sembling, Agnes Day, Herb Umlooksbig, Gerry Built, Phil McContract, Issa Good-Deal, Cy Neare, Sol Purpose, Seymour Profits.

Third Row: Watt A de Sasta, Noah Hoper, A Suk, Ann Otherbuffoon, Paul N Swifties, Yeta Biggercrook, Ewan Hoozarmi, Andy Toldporkies, Che Maponyu, Sue Perpayout, Liza Plenty, Y Bother, U Clown, O Deere, Fran Dorfoe, Fay Tallera, Sharon D Blame, Kel Domage, Oliver Redthanks, Neil Down, Ben Dover, George Sezzso,

Fourth Row: Jack Ratezup, Jack Prices, Cilla D Telstra, Cilla D Medibank, Taki Demoni, G Estee, D Unionise, R Cranium, A Bozo, B White, Roger That, I Geddit, Les Pretend, Les Goda-Church, Les B Photographed, Eta Lookagood, Christian Yorjoking, Les Facefacts, Asif Thaddid-Appen, Ms Ogynist, Gay Hayters, Anda Notherthing, Wi Ky Plying.

Front Row: Abe Luddydope, Dougie Zonegrave, Murray Darling Zaddit, Polly C Vacuum, Pru Venliar, Des Honest, Des Graceful, L Eagle, M Oral, E Sednothing, Horrace Abound, Kitson D Tension, Makin A Fortune, N Duppyours. E Lection, Rudi Wakening, Len Slide, A Drubbing, Hank U Linesmen, Hank U Ballboys, Howard Svukdov, Peter Svukdov, Alexander Svukdov, Mark Slobbying, Kevin Zinn.

(Absent: Annie Brains, Annie Guttz, Annie D Sensy, Al Truism, Con Sistenzy)


2 Comments

  1. Ailie Bruins
    Posted Tuesday, 11 March 2008 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    I presume there is no copyright on these names, because we have people here in our local government area with exactly the same names.

  2. firstdogonthemoon
    Posted Tuesday, 11 March 2008 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    this is the funniest thing i have read in ages - i wish i’d written this