Crikey

Ray, The Bulletin …. whatever will be next?

In the wake of Ray Martin’s sudden departure, Humphrey B. Bear today moved to reassure fans that his future as a leading light of the Nine network was secure. Addressing a crowded press conference, the reclusive star said: “

                                                                                               ,” scotching rumours that he could be the next victim of the troubled austerity now sweeping the once buoyant network.

It’s how Kerry would have wanted it.