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What happened to the rest of it, Joe? Peter Costello’s low church fire and brimstone preaching has come true, or so Joe Hockey’s latest eNewsletter suggests. It talks about “Our $1.1 million economy”.
The GST bogey man. Federal Health Minister Tony Abbott reckons he knows just what Kevin Rudd’s ” secret plan” is for funding a Canberra-run health system…
Cupcakes for Kevin. Claire from NSW sent a dessert entry to the Kevin07 site (recipe included). “This weekend I got baking for a family BBQ and the Kev-cakes went down a treat! Another batch is due on Nov 24! Please note the worried looking J.Howard in the middle.”
What is this, the Nixon campaign? Julia Gillard is a communist. And Wayne Swan, according to the Liberal Party website, is a hippie.
Meanwhile, in talkback land: Yesterday, Perth talkback, and the rest of radio across the country, wasn’t dominated by the Prime Minister’s visit to the West. Instead, the hot button issue that set the lines alight was the story of Ms Luana De Faveri. The Pinjarra Premier Hotel employee was fined $1,000 after entering a guilty plea without appearing in court to breaches of licence conditions under the Liquor Control Act. The breach involved her br-asts. More specifically, that she exposed them while using them to crush beer cans and, ahem, hang spoons off her n-pples. Ms De Faveri was also observed to crush a can between her buttocks. Beats tax cuts and roads funding. Talkback caller of the day goes to Mike for mentioning exposed br-asts, the Prime Minister, tax cuts and carers’ benefits in the one call:
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:27AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Caller Mike says he thought the police could have handled a situation in Pinjarra better by just giving a stern warning to a barmaid who exposed her br-asts. He goes on to say that John Howard, PM would get more votes if he put more money into carers’ benefits and less into tax cuts.
In others:
2GB (Sydney), Sydney Drivetime, 25/10/2007 04:56PM Compere: Philip Clark
Clark says a WA bar maid who could crush beer cans between her exposed br-asts has cost her manager $1000 for failing to stop her doing it, Police have said in a statement. Clark introduces Steve Zielinski, Manager, R-unchy Promotions, who says his company provides ‘sk-mpy bar maids’ to different hotels around the metropolitan and country areas. Zielinski says the location in question is an industrial area about 80kms outside of Perth, adding that he believes the Police have double standards because they love to see the acts themselves off duty, but while on duty, they charge people just to get publicity. Clark jokes that he thinks Kevin Rudd is heading to Perth soon, and you know what he’s like, he’ll be interested.
ABC 702 Sydney (Sydney), Drive, 25/10/2007 04:51PM Compere: Richard Glover
Glover welcomes David Webber, journalist who says that police in WA charged a ‘skimpy’ 32 yo bar maid at the Premier Hotel for squeezing beer cans with her br-asts. She pleaded guilty to breaches of liquor licensing conditions. She also bared her br-asts. Glover asks how she could do that since br-asts aren’t muscles. Webber suggests she used her hands to squeeze her br-asts together. He says another staff member was also charged for hanging spoons for her br-asts. Glover says in some societies this women would be given a medal and a place in the Guinness book of records rather than a police record and a fine. Webber suggests she also was able to squeeze beer cans between her b-ttocks but this wasn’t an offence under the liquor control act. Glover says it was probably that Tasmanian pensioner who attacked Rudd who complained when he was on holiday in WA. Webber says it was a sober press release put out by the police. He says it was run on the inside cover. Glover says they should be put in front of the AJA for failing to recognise a news story. Webber says the inside cover was also about the auctioning off of Brian Burke’s Panama Hat for a charity. Glover says she could crush the hat, or do the cancan with high kicks whilst crushing the cans.
2DAY FM (Sydney), The Arvo with Hamish & Andy, 25/10/2007 04:15PM Compere: Hamish & Andy
They take calls about what woman ‘can do with their b-obs’ Jessica - She can sit a glass of beer and drink out of the container with or without a straw and without her hands. Kaz - She can carry drinks back from the bar in her b-obs. She puts her mobile between her br-asts and talks to them. Rachel - Two of her girlfriends put their belongings down their cl-avage instead of taking a handbag.
6PR (Perth), Morning, 25/10/2007 10:28AM Compere: Simon Beaumont
Caller Frank says a t-pless barmaid who got convicted is a waste of police resources and tax payer money. Frank says he went to the Big Day out recently and there was plenty of n-dity around the place with young kids around.
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:27AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Caller Mike says he thought the police could have handled a situation in Pinjarra better by just giving a stern warning to a barmaid who exposed her br-asts. He goes on to say that John Howard, PM would get more votes if he put more money into carers’ benefits and less into tax cuts.
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:27AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Caller Frank sends his condolences to John Hammond, Lawyer, saying he missed out on a fee from a barmaid who pleaded guilty to exposing her br-asts. He says the police did the right thing in issuing an infringement because responsible drinking has to start somewhere.
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:25AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Caller Ashley says he is in Port Hedland and there would be a riot if the police tried to tell the skimpies to stop exposing their br-asts. He says the police would rather join in.
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:21AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Caller Ruth says a Pinjarra pub that allowed a bare-br-asted barmaid is supposed to be a family pub. She says it is not a good message to send.
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:21AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Email: Peter says there is a $200 fine for taking a knife to Northbridge and a $1000 fine for exposing your br-asts.
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:14AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Caller Frank says it is a bit of a joke that a barmaid has been fined for exposing her br-asts. He says he has seen a lot of public n-dity at the Big Day Out music festival and 13yos attend this. He says Puppetry of the P-nis has been staged in Mandurah as well.
ABC 720 Perth (Perth), Mornings, 25/10/2007 09:13AM Compere: Geoff Hutchison
Caller Chris says it is “farcical” that a barmaid has been fined for exposing her br-asts in Pinjarra. He says the town has a lot of alcohol abuse problems and the Peel Police would be better off cleaning that up.
6PR (Perth), Breakfast, 25/10/2007 07:06AM Compere: Tony McManus and Steve Mills
Supt David Parkinson, Peel Police says he is doing an interview with the BBC about the story which has seen a woman charged for crushing a beer can between her br-asts at a sk-mpy bar. Parkinson says he is angry at the media for how they have portrayed police in the case, saying they are only enforcing the law. He says he heard more lies on Channel Seven last night. The law says a woman’s br-ast must not be exposed but in this case they were.
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