Crikey

Who’s cocky III. Overheard in a Brisbane restaurant: Greg Rudd tipping a Labor win and a gain of 25 to 30 seats. “There will be a change of government,” he said.

Citizenship question. Why is the Citizenship Test advertising campaign being fronted by a dweeb in such tight fitting trousers? Big where it counts in the body politic?

Crikey’s cosmetics correspondent reports. Spotted on Collins Street this morning: Julia Gillard. Her hair is alright, but her face is too white. Lipstick and blush.

Rob who? “Crikey! - A New Level Of Desperation”

The ugly side of grand final fever. The Schooner Pig is a Cats fan – as the front page of the Mercury revealed: